Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

Just had the piercer tell me that I have great ear lobes before he poked a sharp needle through each of them.

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Now, now, don’t make us hate you because you are beautiful.

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I was in line at the Cob’s waiting behind a guy who was making a yuuuge purchase. One of the staffers (female!!!) sees me from the prep area and comes up to help me. I got a blueberry danish FOR FREE!!! I threw a couple of bucks in the tip jar!! :heart_eyes: :yum: :blueberries: :croissant: :kiss: :dizzy: :100: :biting_lip:

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The school crossing guard at the 3 WAY STOP waved to my gf and meeeeee!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :kissing_heart: :kiss: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :orange_heart: :yellow_heart: :green_heart: :blue_heart: :purple_heart: :triangular_flag_on_post: :triangular_ruler: :small_red_triangle: :small_red_triangle_down: :arrow_forward: :next_track_button: :play_or_pause_button: :previous_track_button: :arrow_backward: :recycle:

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Spent a few minutes joking with a female co-worker about seating location for a hybrid meeting yesterday. She suggested she sit near me rather than her current location so she didn’t accidentally get caught picking her nose by the room camera (I was sitting outside the coverage area). She laughed when I asked her at the lunch break if she’d been caught yet.

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I was driving home from the gym, behind another vehicle. Driver there waved to a woman on the sidewalk, who didn’t see her. Driver waved again, still no response. Third wave, sidewalk woman notices and brightens up substantially, waving excitedly. Looked like they were friends, perhaps even scheduled to meet as driver was pulling into the parking lot of a coffee shop and sidewalk lady looked like she wanted to cross the street.

I wave to sidewalk lady, as enthusiastically as she waved to driver in front of me. She waves, but much less emphatically than before, also looking somewhat confused. Do I know him? No - why is he waving at me?

I thoroughly enjoyed the interaction :smiley:

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Whatever body part did you wave???

#1: The barista brought our drinks to the table!!! :coffee: :heart_eyes: :kiss: :heart_on_fire: :revolving_hearts:

#2: When I walked up to the counter to buy some beans, the cute, blonde barista said, ā€œHi, (real name)!ā€ Daddy like!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :100: :heart_decoration: :biting_lip:

ETA: I brought back our cups to the counter and cute, blonde barista said, ā€œThanks, (real name)!ā€ Oh, swooooooooooon!!! :heart_eyes: :revolving_hearts: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :sweat_drops: :heart_hands:

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I might have to take up visiting Starbucks wherever it is that has cute blonde baristas.

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The waiter at the Greek restaurant said ā€œit was a real pleasureā€ to serve us. He also said it to the table behind us, but I’m sure he was just faking it for them. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heartbeat: :boom: :kiss:

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I went to a dance class on Saturday, and 1/3 of the other people there (aka 2) complimented my shoes.

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[insert extroverted actuary joke here]

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  1. The barista at sbux remembered my usual!!!
  2. The cashier at Canadian Tire told me to ā€œHave a good one!ā€!!!

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My dog greeted another dog in the neighborhood that she likes, Wheezy. The other dog rolled over on her back in a submissive display. My pooch sniffed her well of course.

In response Wheezy’s elderly female owner said ā€œWheezy is sleazyā€

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