Nah, I’m leaving details out in the interest of brevity. I think he was legit confused.
But it was pretty funny.
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Was it a Manhattan?
That kinda reminds me of a story a female friend told me once.
She went to a hotel bar once on her own, because it’s a pretty decent bar. She started talking to a guy who was staying at the hotel. She mentioned that she was local, she was just there because its a pretty good bar. So he was like “Yeah, it’s a good hotel too, my room is really nice.” She responded without thinking “Oh yeah, want to show me your room?” then immediately walked back her statement. She was not interested in having a fling.
But, if you are interested in having a fling, a hotel bar is a great place to go.
The dog was taking a dump. Some dude rolled down his window and yelled “Yeaaah buddy, get it out!”
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What happens in hotel bars during actuarial conferences, stays in the hotel bar.
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It was not. They had a long list of house drinks so I tried one of those. Which maybe I’m being a bit judgey but I’m not sure I would have trusted them to make anything else correctly.
Are you the guy in this story?
I am not.
In that story, no.
Bartender gave me a mistake drink cause she said I was being a nice customer
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I didn’t do it! Never happened
I don’t know who needs to hear this… but if you ever have a random encounter at a hotel bar, don’t post about it in a (semi-) professional forum.
Yo, 5318008!! Does “friendly talk and a meal together” mean the same thing as “Netflix and chill”??? 
A friend’s dog stuck his snout in my crotch and started licking the outside of my pants. I was fully dressed at the time 'cuz Daddy doesn’t just give the goods away. 
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Lots of shoe-gazing?
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The university girl sitting across from me is playing with her hair, adjusting her bra strap, etc. And my gf is sitting next to me!!! 
ETA: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! Now she’s eating a sandwich and licking her fingers!!! 