Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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Have you actually been to an actuarial conference?

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I was too busy looking at shoes / avoiding gazes to notice anything else going on.

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No. I am not an actuary.

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I read this in the Kramer-“have you ever met a proctologist?”-voice

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My gf and I were driving up to a 3-way stop. The school crossing guard waved at us!!! :heart_eyes: :wave: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :gift_heart: :100: :trident: :triangular_ruler: :small_red_triangle: :small_red_triangle_down:

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Meanwhile on crossing guard outpost:
This fluffhead speeds thru the crosswalk, dragging 400 kids underneath his car. I try flagging him down to get a soory at very least, but he just keeps going, nudges his daughter in the passenger seat, and winks at me.

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Some GoAer got another GoAer’s package!!! :package: :heart_eyes: :love_letter: :gift_heart: :100: :purple_heart: :brown_heart: :heart_hands: :biting_lip:

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Mua-ha-ha-ha

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My gf and I were at the grocery store when a lady said “Excuse me” and walked around us. Oh yeah… :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_decoration: :two_hearts:

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Is there a thread for insignificant signals that you wish were significant?

There’s a woman that I really like who shall henceforth be named SWWIHAPCO (straight woman who I have a pointless crush on). As suggested by her name, nothing ever has, is, or will happen between us. We haven’t seen each other since June, in which time I have largely forgotten how much I like her.

Anyways, I was on a zoom call with SWWIHAPCO the other day, and we had a private side chat in which I commented on how it was good to see her again, she replied that she was glad I was there, and then we talked about stuff relevant to the meeting. At the end of the meeting, she told the group that she was going to be at a conference next month, I said I would be there too, and SWWIHAPCO did a happy dance on screen.

There is sadly no ambiguity here. SWWIHAPCO’s happy dance does not mean that she wants to get drinks at the nearby lesbian bar after hours, just that we enjoy talking and make each other laugh. But damn I forgot how much I like her.

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:iatp:

ETA: Cheeky Happy Dance gif goes here!!! :dancing_women:


Just some dancin’ dude with popcorn, so close enough!!!

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One of the sbux baristas asked me if I had plans tonight!!! :heart_eyes: :star_struck: :gift_heart: :sparkling_heart: :boom: :dizzy: :partying_face: :champagne: :rotating_light:

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Well you do now!

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I was walking out of sbux and held the door open for a young couple coming in. The young lady smiled at MEEEEEEEEE!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :door: :heart_on_fire: :green_heart: :revolving_hearts: :heart_hands:

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Got my hair done today. The stylist told me that a) she likes math b) she is single and c) I looked beautiful. I gave her a bigger tip than I had planned on. The total services were more expensive than I expected, I tipped a percentage.

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Walked into the coffee shop with my cute new haircut, the barista that I recognized smiled at me.

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Night out with the girls. When I arrived, the table was sorted with the hotties at one end (not trying to rate my friends, but I do have eyes) but there were no empty seats. There was some scooching around and room was made for me at the hottie end of the table.

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