Have you actually been to an actuarial conference?
I was too busy looking at shoes / avoiding gazes to notice anything else going on.
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No. I am not an actuary.
I read this in the Kramer-âhave you ever met a proctologist?â-voice
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My gf and I were driving up to a 3-way stop. The school crossing guard waved at us!!! 
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Meanwhile on crossing guard outpost:
This fluffhead speeds thru the crosswalk, dragging 400 kids underneath his car. I try flagging him down to get a soory at very least, but he just keeps going, nudges his daughter in the passenger seat, and winks at me.
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Some GoAer got another GoAerâs package!!! 
Mua-ha-ha-ha
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My gf and I were at the grocery store when a lady said âExcuse meâ and walked around us. Oh yeah⌠
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Is there a thread for insignificant signals that you wish were significant?
Thereâs a woman that I really like who shall henceforth be named SWWIHAPCO (straight woman who I have a pointless crush on). As suggested by her name, nothing ever has, is, or will happen between us. We havenât seen each other since June, in which time I have largely forgotten how much I like her.
Anyways, I was on a zoom call with SWWIHAPCO the other day, and we had a private side chat in which I commented on how it was good to see her again, she replied that she was glad I was there, and then we talked about stuff relevant to the meeting. At the end of the meeting, she told the group that she was going to be at a conference next month, I said I would be there too, and SWWIHAPCO did a happy dance on screen.
There is sadly no ambiguity here. SWWIHAPCOâs happy dance does not mean that she wants to get drinks at the nearby lesbian bar after hours, just that we enjoy talking and make each other laugh. But damn I forgot how much I like her.
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ETA: Cheeky Happy Dance gif goes here!!! 