Young barista (mebbe a bit of a twink - NTTAWWT) brought out samples of pumpkin loaf AAAAAND PSL!!!
I have now had 2 different straight women tell me this month that I have nice legs. One said that she thinks my legs are nicer than hers, the other said that I should wear tighter pants to show off my legs more.
As a card carrying member of the busty gals club, SO MANY of my tops have hints of cleavage. This shirt would show quite a bit.
No, but the guy taking my donation told me he liked my shoes.
HE LOOKED AT YOUR SHOES???
There was a girl with a Trader Joe’s bag sitting next to us at our regular sbux a few nights ago. We were at a different sbux a good 20 miles away last night and guess who walked in!!!
The new hygienist at my dentist’s office brushed up against me a couple of times!!!
Brushed up against your teeth?
No, against MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TIL Breadmaker wears dentures.
Au contraire, mon ami!!! She was very pleased with the state of my dental health!!! She even told me to “Keep it up!”, IYKWIM.
@Echo: Go tayk Daddee tro bol.
The long-distance friend who I’ve been having a slow-motion argument/fight with sent me a message after a few weeks of not talking to one another. 3 whole messages without arguing. Peace in our time?
The lady in front of me waiting for her drink at sbux adjusted her underwear.
As I was leaving sbux, the barista who took my order was outside dumping some garbage. She saw me, smiled, AAAAAAND WAVED!!!
Hopefully you were far enough away that you didn’t get any trash juice on you.
The female bartender kept instructing patrons “keep your finger out of the hole”
They had one of those draft beer systems that fills through the bottom of the glass. They also had multiple signs around “If you poke you will get soaked”. Bartender said that despite her warnings people do get soaked sometimes.
Poke & soak??? Is that what you young people are calling it these days???