The crossing guard at the 3 way stop waved to me AAAAAAAND MY GF today!!! 
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The barista brought my pourover to the table - while my gf was sitting across from me!!! 
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A woman on a bike stopped to ask me directions. She wanted to know if she kept going in her current direction whether she could make a loop and come back. I told her yes. She then said “Thanks. My husband didn’t want to do it”
We all know that the double entendre was intentional.
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Starbucks has pour overs now? Or did you go to a real coffee shop?
Go buy a pre-owned Schimmel piano.
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A GoAer has her knock knees on FULL DISPLAY!!! 
The flight attendant asked me if she could get me anything. My right elbow was also brushed a couple of times by other FA’s. 
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I think those who like to have it in the can would have some crossover with shower-beer lovers.
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Mini Me and I arrived late at her school’s roller skating party. Guy let us in for free… including skate rental! I wasn’t even showing cleavage.
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Does he also clean roofs?
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Not the same guy!
Last week, my electrologist said I have nice eyebrows. And she has complimented my shoes in the past. So we scheduled an appointment for 2 weeks from now for her to look at my boobs! They have a couple of stray hairs, and I have some hairs that I hate on my sternum.
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Do you often show cleavage?
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Not excessive cleavage, but I have v-neck tops where you can see a hint of cleavage, sure.
I don’t wear super low cut tops. But my wardrobe includes stuff like this:
(That is not me.)
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Ooh baby
Cheeky popcorn gif goes here. 
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