Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

Did you “get a gyoza” from the mom too???

Blond lady cawp walked right next to me to get her drink at sbux!!! :policewoman: :rotating_light: :police_car: :heart_eyes: :kissing_heart: :heart_on_fire: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :kiss:

My question in the valact mtg got the most upvotes.

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Not in my session. Mine did. I know, i know hfbb.

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You got what up your who now??? :popcorn:

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The cashier at the Cobb’s was trying to unroll some quarters. Soowahv, werldlee and deboner fella that I am, I told her to give the roll a good whack on the cash tray. Worked like a charm, so she said “Thank you!”. :coin: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :love_letter: :two_hearts: :heart_on_fire:

Isn’t that like the first thing they learn to do in kasheer training?

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I was walking my dog past a construction worker lady, and she said “That’s a good dog. I can tell.”

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah, buddy!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :construction_worker_woman: :love_hotel:

Did you “sit”, “heel”, “BEG”???

I guess this is significant rather than insignificant, but my contractor just asked me out which was awkward because I have a boyfriend.

Still… flattering to be asked.

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I can’t find an awkward popcorn emoji. Sorry. :man_shrugging:

Did he use a wintergreen breath mint before he asked you out??? :popcorn:

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I assume it’s related to this?

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There’s probably a related post on the Insignificant Signals thread of GoContractors.

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:rofl:

I did not detect wintergreen, but who knows?

Also, I think he’s roughly 5-10 years younger than me, so that increases the flattery factor.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

We’ll call the contractor C.

That was actually a guy who works for C. C told me initially that he doesn’t go up on roofs, but he has a guy that sometimes works for him who does. And, um, I was on the toilet when that guy walked past so I’m not sure that’s very sexy or titillating or anything. :grimacing:

But today, right before C asked me out, he did go up on my roof with his leaf blower and re-blow the leaves off the roof (which seems like a futile effort this time of year, but my roof is newly de-leafed). So C told me he doesn’t go on roofs and then voluntarily went on my roof several days after the work that I actually hired him to do was completed.

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The one from the roof?

Ninja’d!

We’ll call C’s helper Saw, because that’s what he did.

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lol… sticking with BF

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The barista gave me TWO thumbs up on my order - at the same time!!! :+1: :+1: :heart_eyes:

Meanwhile on ContractorOutpost Significant signals thread…