Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The straight men are finally noticing fashion! Unless it’s just an actuary

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Were they heels? If so, how high? Inquiring minds want to know.

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A slim, blonde lady EMT smiled at me as she came in for her sbux order!!! :kissing_heart: :woman_firefighter: :couple_with_heart: :heartpulse: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :ambulance: :love_hotel:

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I’m starting to think that Breadmaker is actually a sbux barista . . .

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I had some Girl Guide cookies with me and offered some to the 2 (TWOOOOOOOOO) FEMALE baristas at the sbux!!! I am so soooowave and deboner!!! :man_dancing: :cookie: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :revolving_hearts: :blue_heart: :brown_heart: :black_heart: :heart_hands:

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I held the door open at the Italian bakery for FOOOOUR ladies!!!

Only 1 of them said thank you. :broken_heart: :cry:

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If there was a fifth then i would know that they were dentists & we finally know what’s up with the one who doesn’t recommend sugarless gum to their patients who chew gum…she’s the one who says “thank you” & isn’t a stuck up dds who doesn’t want their patients to enjoy a little sugar now & then.

I’m sure you mean well but it’s probably best not to expect gratitude… some people don’t like to talk to strangers.

I was walking into the sbux when I got distracted by a sign outside. When I turned around, a cute blonde girl was smiling at meeeeeeee!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :love_letter: :revolving_hearts:

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What did the sign say?

Advertising bringing in your own cup.

If only I were more swave and deboner, I coulda held the door open for her!!! :door: :couple_with_heart_woman_man:

AAAAAAAAAND ONE OF THE SBUX BARISTAS SMILED AT ME WHEN HE CAME OUT OF THE STORE ROOM!!! :love_letter: :heart_decoration: :purple_heart: :brown_heart: :dizzy:

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My fingertips brushed with the barista’s when she scanned my card. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :point_right: :point_left:

And I see that a GoAer asks his wife where his glasses are even if he’s wearing them. So hawt…

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There’s talk of lap dances in a GoA thread and a GoAer is sharing a lot of love in the same thread - AT THE SAME TIME!!! :star_struck: :kissing_heart: :love_letter: :sparkling_heart: :biting_lip:

ETA: OMG!!! OMG!! OMG!!! NOW THERE’S TALK OF WHORING!!! :heart_eyes: :stuck_out_tongue: :partying_face: :smiling_imp: :kiss: :sparkling_heart: :revolving_hearts: :revolving_hearts: :revolving_hearts: :heart_on_fire: :hotdog: :doughnut: :love_hotel:

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OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! A GoAer said something about “banging” and “all day” w.r.t. a lap dance from meeeeee!!! :kissing_closed_eyes: :cupid: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :two_hearts: :heart_hands: :biting_lip:
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AND I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO INCREASE THE SIZE OF THE EMOJIS!!! :party:

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looks like we got ourselves a new candidate for the [mute] button

The sbux barista said they ordered too many cakepops, so my gf and I got 2 (TWWWWWWWOOOOO) FREE cakepops - AT THE SAME TIME!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heartpulse: :green_heart: :blue_heart: :brown_heart: :dizzy:

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You know you love it!!!

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To inspire our poor Breadmaker:

I was buying jeans the other day, and mentioned when paying that I was getting the size 12T pair and not the 10T because my thighs don’t fit in the 10T. She reassured me that thick thighs make the world go round, then called me luv at the end of the transaction.

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