The girl sitting next to me at sbux dropped her earbud case and it rolled to my feet. Oh yeah… 
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I sneezed and the barista said “Bless you!”. Obviously, she has feeling for me!!! 
The dude in the stall next to me has a wide stance. I hope he’s not a congressman.
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Lady didn’t stop for a GoA’er and gf’s invitation for a 3-way.
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I was hoping that was about Cincinatti chili, was disappointed to find relevant post later.
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A GoAer said he needs to get some, IYKWIM. 
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Mmmmm… I’m a big fan of 3-ways. Might have to have one this weekend.
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I’m walking toward an apartment building when a mom and daughter were walking in the opposite direction. The daughter said hi to me - AND SO DID THE MOM!!! 
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This just appeared in my inbox from the local USL Championship club:
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Some “girl” started following me on Instagram. “Her” photo is from the neck up.
I am most disappoint. 
Well . . . for $50, you can get the next picture “slice” of her body.
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“She” has a big, thicc turtle neck on. 
Could be one of those “fake” turtle neck things.
Is she doing a handstand?
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For some reason @Breadmaker seems to remind me of J Alfred Prufrock, especially the part about the mermaids
When a mermaid gives me an insignificant signal, I’ll post it here!!! 
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OMG !!! OMG!!! OMG!!! A GOAER HAS CALLED NO PANTS TIME!!! 
I just had two chicks help me get undressed…at the same time
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Are you in the hospital?
Er right now…I’ll be admitted “shortly”…nothing serious unless I don’t take care it.
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