Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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Table of cute 20-something women said I did a “great job” hosting trivia last nite.

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My gf and I were at a non-usual sbux last night. We got TWO free drinks since a new barista was training.

Two free drinks - at the same sbux!!! :bubble_tea: :coffee: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :kiss: :sparkling_heart: :heart_on_fire:

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Some guy came to my house looking for my bodily fluids!!! :love_letter: :cupid: :sparkling_heart: :revolving_hearts: :100: :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops:

Paramedical exam for my life insurance application.

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We went to our fish n chips place for takeout. The lady behind the counter pointed to the haddock special for one, but Daddy pulled out the big guns and ordered the big family halibut special!! We got a few extra small pieces of halibut on top of the regular order!!! :grin: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :fish: :fries: :kiss: :heart_hands:

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There was a lady filling up at the gas station at the pump ahead of mine. Her son (about 7-8 years old) was standing next to her, but then went into the back seat. I thought it was funny that he basically bailed on mom, so I had a smile on my face. She saw me and smiled back!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :revolving_hearts: :heart_hands:

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I was at a coworking place the other day, some random guy asked me when they close, then started talking about how there’s no such thing as a 9-5, how he’s too old at 53 for this, and when I made some polite responses, said it’s a while yet til I’m there, asked me what I do… . Hmmm … anyway.

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A couple I know was vacationing in Curacao recently. Al has a bit of a resemblance to Guy Fieri with tats, spiky hair and a goatee. Women kept coming up to him on the beach and asking to get a picture with him. His wife was not impressed! :laughing:

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Lady at the store asked me how much a pair of shoes were that were on sale for 50% off. You know she was trying to determine how big my brain is, because big brain = :smirking_face:

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Did she ask you to put the shoes on SLOWLY??? :popcorn:

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She just figured as much as you were looking at the shoes you would know.

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They were women’s shoes!

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Once you go big brain, you never… you never… I got nuthin’! :man_shrugging:

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There is no judgement here.

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Someone here on the GoA is “sharing a lot of love” (direct quote from the website!!!) !!!

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes_cat: :kiss: :love_letter: :cupid: :gift_heart: :revolving_hearts: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :heart_on_fire: :dizzy: :heart_hands: :biting_lip: :love_hotel:

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Does it also say, you should get tested?1

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Hey @Breadmaker , I think someone is offering to play doctor:

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