The lady in the seat next to me on the plane keeps calling me “baby”
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My gf and I were dropping off our stuff at the table at sbux when the university girl at the next table looked up and smiled at me!!! 
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Not “It’s just a little turbulence. Stop being such a fn baby!” I hope.
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Mrs BM keeping you accountable?
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Went out last night wearing my sparkly red shoes for the first time in months. A lesbian commented that I was wearing my awesome shoes again. Then later, they asked if I was going to a couple queer events that they are going to in October and January. And gave me their venmo info after dinner.
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Went out to lunch with my wife and her friend. Her friend commented that she likes it when I come along as we always have very interesting conversations
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Lady giving me feedback on my trivia hosting gig: “your modulation was perfect.”
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Gave barista my name for my coffee order, she said it’s one of her favorite names.
Problem is that I’m in boy mode, and gave her my dead name that I have hated for decades.
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A woman pulling up to the sbux is waving at me as I’m walking back to sbux with a pizza slice. Turns out she was waving at a woman coming out of sbux, so obviously she was trying to flag me down for a threesome. 
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As I was leaving the pharmacy, the pharmacy tech said, “Have a good one!”
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The sbux barista knew my regular!!!
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The Canada Customs agent was super chatty when we crossed the border. It has to be the most pleasant experience I have ever had with a border agent!!! 
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I do declare!
… BANKRUPTCY!!!
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… there’s been a murder?
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The woman at the credit union said it was a pleasure helping me.
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When you are there as much as you are and she didn’t know your order, I’d be upset.
Plus, I want your discretionary income with all those Starbucks trips.
Go buy some squeegees and laundry detergent.
I did literally LOL
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