Not all of us have drmrs at home.
Go eat some crunchy-edged brownies.
ew
I donāt have a cardiologist.
OMG, OMG, OMG!!! THEREāS ANOTHER GOA-ER SPREADING THEIR LOVE AROUND!!!
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I was being efficient!
If it were the hawt lady EMT from earlier, there woulda been some play doctorinā happeninā!!!
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Itās raining out here and I held the door open for a lady cawp at sbux!!!
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And when I went up to the counter where she was ordering, she looked at me!!! OH, SWOOOOOOON!!!
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The barista brought my coffee to the table!!!
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The lady at the dim sum counter gave us an extra shrimp and chive dumpling. Obviously, she was angling for a 3sum!!!
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Dim sum, threesome, same difference.
Daddy got hizzelf sum!!!
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I went for a walk while waiting for a program to run. The last half of it, the mail lady was following me around, occasionally turning on to another road - clearly to try and not make it look that obvious what she was doing.

Weāre driving out of the plaza when I see a police cruiser parked in the corner of the parking lot. Just as I pull up to the stop, 2 (TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO) young policewomen walk in front of my car!!!
AT THE SAME TIME!!!
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Good cop, bad cop?
Ima go naughty cop, naughty cop!!! ![]()

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