Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

Not all of us have drmrs at home.

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Go eat some crunchy-edged brownies.

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ew

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I don’t have a cardiologist.

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OMG, OMG, OMG!!! THERE’S ANOTHER GOA-ER SPREADING THEIR LOVE AROUND!!!

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:sparkling_heart: :100: :heart_on_fire: :lips: :couplekiss_man_woman: :kiss_woman_man: :couplekiss_man_man: :couplekiss_woman_woman: :couple_with_heart: :couple_with_heart_woman_man: :couple_with_heart_man_man: :couple_with_heart_woman_woman:

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I was being efficient!

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If it were the hawt lady EMT from earlier, there woulda been some play doctorin’ happenin’!!! :woman_firefighter: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :cupid: :revolving_hearts: :heart_hands: :point_right: :point_left: :palm_up_hand: :basketball: :baseball:

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It’s raining out here and I held the door open for a lady cawp at sbux!!! :policewoman: :oncoming_police_car: :kiss: :gift_heart: :revolving_hearts: :boom:

And when I went up to the counter where she was ordering, she looked at me!!! OH, SWOOOOOOON!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :love_hotel:

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The barista brought my coffee to the table!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :coffee: :heart_on_fire: :heart_on_fire: :heart_on_fire: :revolving_hearts: :boom:

The lady at the dim sum counter gave us an extra shrimp and chive dumpling. Obviously, she was angling for a 3sum!!! :gift_heart: :sparkling_heart: :heartpulse: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :heart_on_fire: :100: :sweat_drops:

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Dim sum, threesome, same difference.

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Daddy got hizzelf sum!!! :dumpling: :+1:

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I went for a walk while waiting for a program to run. The last half of it, the mail lady was following me around, occasionally turning on to another road - clearly to try and not make it look that obvious what she was doing.

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We’re driving out of the plaza when I see a police cruiser parked in the corner of the parking lot. Just as I pull up to the stop, 2 (TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO) young policewomen walk in front of my car!!!

AT THE SAME TIME!!! :policewoman: :policewoman: :rotating_light: :police_car: :cupid: :revolving_hearts: :heart_decoration: :blue_heart: :blue_heart: :love_hotel:

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Good cop, bad cop?

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Ima go naughty cop, naughty cop!!! :smiling_imp:

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