Lol Breadmaker collapsing onto the floor in starbucks and holding his breath hoping for the lady EMT to give him a mouth to mouth.
1 Like
I doubt Iād get a DRE or a hernia check if I dropped my pants.
I wish I had that much hair. 
1 Like
The gal behind the counter asked me for both my phone number and my name. I was so taken aback by it that I went to sit in my car. Just a few minutes later, she texted me.
ā¦and then I knew my food was ready.
4 Likes
A whole bunch of ladies wanted to shake my hand this morning.
ā¦I just hope the audit goes well .
2 Likes
I suppose a significant signal would be if you had to say, āThatās not my hand!ā
Get ready for the probing questions !!!
I decided to go for Taco Tuesday on the patio and brought the dog along. An attractive server brought my dog a bowl of water. When she bent over to place the bowl, the dog gave her a big smooch. The server giggled and said thank you.
4 Likes
Some of the folks from Corporate are in the office today (the company was sold last week) and my new (and anorexic) boss is blatantly flirting with one of the corporate guys and ā¦ he is NOT picking up what sheās putting down. Itās embarrassing to listen inā¦ like Iām embarrassed on her behalf.
2 Likes
Oh, I guess itās been two weeks since the company was sold, my bad. Guy she was flirting with also lives roughly 2,000 miles away from her. And she was all dolled upā¦ you could tell sheād put a lot more effort into her hair today than yesterday. Guy was practically sprinting away from her though and made a point to walk away from her while she was talking to him, to talk to me and bring me into the conversation.
I felt kinda bad for her, but it was sort of cringey all the same.
And then Iām in an awkward spot with my boss who obviously didnāt want me to be a part of the conversation. Last thing I need is her thinking that Iām trying to move in on this guy. But Iām pretty sure that before the sale went through he told me that he had a girlfriend. Which would certainly explain why heās running away from my boss.
I did my best to act oblivious to the entire situation.
3 Likes
Iām curious if she knows about the girlfriend and is flirting anyway (which, ughā¦) or if sheās unaware of the girlfriendās existence.
If he comes and talks to me tomorrow while sheās talking to him I will have to loudly ask him about his girlfriend so that boss is sure to hear. It sounds like he would welcome that, but since heās obviously aware of the flirtingā¦ I assume heās mentioned the girlfriend to the boss before / found a way to work her into the conversation.
Iām amused that the actuary in this situation is the one who could read the social cues.
3 Likes
2 Likes
My personal trainer said she was really happy to see me today, she was looking forward to giving me a good workout.
2 Likes
Corporate Guy is not here today so no updates on the flirting situation. In fact itās been pretty quiet. Old Boss has not been pointing out the rich single clients either. Boring Thursday.
2 Likes
My optometrist put his hand on my shoulder and said āTake care, buddy.ā to me at the end of my appointment!! 
1 Like
1 Like