I think we’re about the same age. The 93 in my handle is the year I graduated from high school.
oh ho ho ho!!! You are older than me! I think that qualifies me as a verifiable boy toy.
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Well to be fair, I did say “a lot younger” to be a boy toy. Are you a lot younger than me?
Based on your posts I thought you were in your mid-40s. That’s not “boy toy” territory unless you’re pursuing women in their 60s or older. Sorry Bro.
If you’re truly interested in being a boy toy there’s an older lady from church I can fix you up with. She’s pretty well off.
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Oh, and she’s a retired pharmacist, so she might be able to get good pills. Based on the conversation at our last lunch she’s ready to get back out there and the dudes at church are too old for her, so you might be exactly what she’s looking for.
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I know when I’m beat.
talk about a significant signal!!!
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Lady cop walked in front of my car as I was parking at sbux!!! 
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Ooooh. A lady in uniform! Noice!
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Some lady on Instagram started following me. She’s a US Army Medic combat specialist, beautician and loves kids. 
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One of the pictures on her feed is of Shrek!! 
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Did she take a picture of the back of a traffic signal?
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No, but she strutted her stuff!!!
Queen’s Women in Financial Markets checked me out on Linkedin!!! 
A hawt lady EMT is walking to the sbux door that I am holding open. She says “Oh, I feel bad taking advantage of this.” Sweetie, you can take advantage of me anytime you want!!! 
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What’s the treatment for a case of the vapors?
Pretty sure it’s mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Mouth to mouth fer sure!!! And cut my clothes off with the paramedic shears, full body massage, etc. etc.