dude, save some for the rest of us!
Mebbe we should go on that quilting cruise next year: do cruise ships have sbux??? 
OMG!!! OMG!! OMG!!! YES, THEY DO!!!
OOOOH!!! OOOOOH!!! WE COULD DO BRUNCH TOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 
One girl, one cup.
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On a video call one of the participants let us know they decided to wear pants this morning…but that next time might be different.
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RN win of the day.
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Won a stuffed horse at a boardwalk game this weekend - a guy commented that he loved my “donkey”
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Next time, maybe see if there’s a stuffed rooster prize?
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nice cock!
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My dentist told me I have well developed jaw muscles
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I had an ER physician tell me once that I had one of the largest spines she’d ever seen.
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She??? Was it Dr JFGW???
IFYP
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“you should have seen the guy it used to be inside!”
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Back atcha
The barista gave my gf and me a FREE slice of banana bread!!! Another barista noticed we both got cold drinks!!! 
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My fingertips brushed with those of the pharmacy technician when she handed me my prescription!!! 
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baller. #winning