All the insignificant stuff goes down at coffee shops. Went to an independent coffee shop where they make good coffee this morning, barista said she liked my glasses.
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Finally got a Bumbl like after 3 weeks. She’s got 5 hours left to message me to allow me to chat with her
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T-2 hours???
More like T-roy after hours, amirite?
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you’ve got one option left - get premium and extend the match before it’s too late
good luck
T-2nite.
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With 5 minutes left I gave her another 24 hour extend.
Then signed up for Hinge for the next month
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dude, you’re better than dating apps. go back to gettin’ digits at the running club!
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I was talking with one of the accountables the other day who used the phrase “in/out” a few times. 
brings to mind this: Chinese jump rope - Wikipedia
Oh, shut up, @johntravoltatbot. I’ll reply to @Breadmaker as often as I damn-well please.
dontclickhere
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Yeah, @chatbot!!! Go help us cure cancer, ebola, make it rain in Africa, etc.: make your bits and bytes useful!!! Sheesh!!! 
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The barista said, “Wow, you have a lot of points!” when she rang up my order. 
And she offered to carry one of the cups back to my table!!! 
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I’m at my non-usual sbux: the barista knew my regular AAAAAAAAAAND noted my yuuuuuuuge… star balance!!! 
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You two timer you.
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We have to introduce you to better coffee. Also why no use the big balance? What are you saving for?
Bags and bags o’ beans: I’ve probably cashed in about a dozen or so; Air Canada Aeroplan miles. 
Plus free wi-fi, and above all hawt, hawt, HAAAAAAAAAAWT insignficant signals 
