The Spectacular 2024 Vinksin Vonksin GoActuary Wúnderbar NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest - now with extra cheesiness

Change Rams to Niners week 3 please

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GOLD

Should that still be :popcorn: ?

(Sorry for bringing it up, PZ - just trying to keep the intern honest here.)

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Uh oh… I’m all out of :salt: .

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We know the result of PZ’s COFP for a Week 2 game.
:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Fixed like a bob barker poodle.

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kiss of death

COFP Dolphins to Seahawks

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CONFIRMED

twofertwo with twotogo next week…

COFP #1… Dolphins to Seahawks

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Dunn

Going into the night game, we’ve got a MNF double header but one of them is a STP™, so it doesn’t matter. Mitch - TheBottomLineView kicked all our :heehaw:s this week, but he’s ineligible for anything, so here’s the situation:

Chiefs, Jaguars, [Commanders, Bengals] - @UltimateAnyone; Runners up: @OutdoormanNowActuary, @TheArbitrary, @Kid_Rock, @Mountainhawk, @IPD
Chiefs, Bills, [Commanders, Bengals] - @UltimateAnyone; Runners up: @TheArbitrary, @Kid_Rock, @Mountainhawk, @IPD
Falcons, [Jaguars, Bills], [Commanders, Bengals] - @Kid_Rock

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Grrr. If I left the Rama I’d be good

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How many reasons do people need to have to hate the Falcons

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Would you say that Kirk Cousins Stinks? …or is your brush of blame wider than that?

Whoever calls the plays on 4th and short is at top, Kirk is next. The probably Bijan was being over hyped

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Here are the results for TheArbitrary’s Week 3:

No. Player
17  Mitch - TheBottomLineView 11-5
 1  UltimateAnyone             9-7
 5  TheArbitrary               9-7
 7  Kid_Rock                   9-7
13  Mountainhawk               9-7
16  IPD                        9-7
21  zConsensus                 9-7
 3  PatientZombie              8-8
 4  Funemployed                8-8
 6  1695814                    8-8
 9  Ezekial_Cumberland         8-8
10  redearedslider             8-8
12  3rookie                    8-8
14  Jahiegel                   8-8
15  ldancer911                 8-8
19  CoPilot                    8-8
 2  OutdoormanNowActuary       7-9
 8  Vorian_Atreides            7-9
11  Carrie’s Carebears         7-9
20  zAll Home Teams            7-9
18  Conor Orr                 5-11

Congratulations to…@UltimateAnyone for taking first place among eligible entrants. Your award is Lovable Losers.

LL

Lovable Losers : This will allow the winner of this award to guarantee one win from any week for the team they picked to win the least. (If you picked a team to go 0-17 then you’ll need to pick for the next least-winning team.)

Your least picked team is the Patriots. You picked them in Week 13 against the Colts and again in Week 17 against the Chargers. The default for this award will be to guarantee your Week 13 pick of the Patriots over Colts. You have until kickoff of TNF to dispute this default and declare your own.

In addition to that fabulous prize, you, along with @TheArbitrary, @Kid_Rock, @Mountainhawk, & @IPD have received one Change One Future Pick award. This may be used or ignored.

Awards-wise, congratulations to @PatientZombie, @TheArbitrary, & @UltimateAnyone for correctly utilizing their respective COFPs/VALSAs to change their Dolphins picks to the Seahawks. You all picked up an extra win this week.

OTOH, condolences to @Kid_Rock for incorrectly COFPing his Rams pick to the 49ers. It was a costly, costly error – not just giving you an extra loss but keeping you out of sole first place (amongst players with a soul). That’s tough…really, really tough.

AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 2 Change Packers to Colts :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
1 I Guarantee It PatientZombie Wk 18 Guarantee Jaguars over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
2 I Guarantee It Kid_Rock Wk 18 Guarantee Titans over Texans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 3 Change Rams to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award UltimateAnyone Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
3 Lovable Losers UltimateAnyone Wk 13 Guarantee Patriots over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:

Here are the overall results after week 3:

Place No. Player
    1  3  PatientZombie                  30-18   62.50%
    2 21  zConsensus                     30-18   62.50%
    3  5  TheArbitrary                   29-19   60.42%
    4  6  1695814                        29-19   60.42%
    5  7  Kid_Rock                       29-19   60.42%
    6 14  Jahiegel                       29-19   60.42%
    7 17  Mitch - TheBottomLineView      29-19   60.42%
    8  4  Funemployed                    28-20   58.33%
    9  9  Ezekial_Cumberland             28-20   58.33%
   10 13  Mountainhawk                   28-20   58.33%
   11  1  UltimateAnyone                 27-21   56.25%
   12  2  OutdoormanNowActuary           27-21   56.25%
   13 16  IPD                            27-21   56.25%
   14 11  Carrie’s Carebears             26-22   54.17%
   15 12  3rookie                        26-22   54.17%
   16 15  ldancer911                     26-22   54.17%
   17  8  Vorian_Atreides                25-23   52.08%
   18 10  redearedslider                 25-23   52.08%
   19 19  CoPilot                        24-24   50.00%
   20 20  zAll Home Teams                24-24   50.00%
   21 18  Conor Orr                      22-26   45.83%

COFP: Week 4, Ravens become Bills

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Early morning notary.

0-2 last week. Four more chances this week.