The Spectacular 2024 Vinksin Vonksin GoActuary Wúnderbar NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest - now with extra cheesiness

Oh man… I didn’t have Andy Dalton Revenge Game marked on my calendar!

I will lock in Week 17’s win against the Chargers. :+1:

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Noted & Changed

two fer two so far, both MNF matchups are STP™s, so here are this week’s winning scenarios:

Bills - @Mountainhawk
Ravens - @Kid_Rock; Runners up: @3rookie, @IPD

The award this week is Lovable Losers.
If Mountainhawk wins, her Week 10 Cardinals over Jets game will be guaranteed.
If Kid_Rock wins, he has many choices (Pats or Gnats) – Week 13 Colts@Patriots, Week 14 Saints@Giants, Week 17 Chargers@Patriots, Week 17 Colts@Giants, the default award will be declared if he doesn’t make up his mind by TNF.

Saints-Giants

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If i were to use one of my COFP to change a pick for tomorrow, can I steal this week potentially and get the Lovable Losers award?

Yes. All prognostications are unofficial announcements. Sometimes, they don’t even take into account awards that could alter the outcome (like the home-field-advantage award or others like it).

Upon further inspection, i think the Lovable Losers award would be worthless to me, since i have the Patriots winning 1 game and they already played that one. Nothing to change.

So I’ll sit back and do nothing

It’s not in the “official” rules but it’s implied by the “0-17” case. I’d find your next most-losing team that has a game to play in the future.

For you that would be…the Raiders…you have them picked in Weeks 3, 4, & 12, so you’d guarantee your Week 12 Raiders over Broncos pick.

The decision to use your COFP is up to you.

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I’m confused. When did the Raiders and Browns end up in the same division? They just played each other this week (Week 4). Oh, must have been that stupid autocorrect. You clearly meant Raiders over Brownsncos

I’ll have the intern review their work before submitting it next time.

Had Vikes at 4-13. Yikes. But consensus was 3-14.

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I see your 4-13 and raise you to a 5-12!

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Noted. You have until TNF to change your mind.

(If someone COFPs them self past you this week, then, like a cord just lying around, this is all for knot.)

We could go with that or we could just admit that I should go see an eye doctor.

My eyes just missed it by a row:
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3/4 this week.
Two more next week.

Here are the results for Week 4:

No. Player
 7  Kid_Rock                  12-4
12  3rookie                   12-4
16  IPD                       12-4
 4  Funemployed               11-5
13  Mountainhawk              11-5
17  Mitch - TheBottomLineView 11-5
 1  UltimateAnyone            10-6
 6  1695814                   10-6
 8  Vorian_Atreides           10-6
 9  Ezekial_Cumberland        10-6
10  redearedslider            10-6
14  Jahiegel                  10-6
15  ldancer911                10-6
18  Conor Orr                 10-6
21  zConsensus                10-6
 3  PatientZombie              9-7
 5  TheArbitrary               9-7
11  Carrie’s Carebears         9-7
20  zAll Home Teams            9-7
 2  OutdoormanNowActuary       7-9
19  CoPilot                    7-9

Congratulations to @Kid_Rock for winning this week and its award, Lovable Losers. He has chosen to guarantee his Week 14 Giants over Saints pick. You have until this week’s TNF to change your mind.

He, along with @3rookie & @ipd have also won a Change One Future Pick award. Use at your leisure.

This week, we are also happy to award another VALSA to @OutdoormanNowActuary. In case you need a reminder, it’s just another COFP but, if used, must be declared before TNF.

We’ve got a little bit of bad news to report about @Mountainhawk . She used a COFP this week to change her Ravens pick to the Bills. It looked good for a while, but, in the end, it ended up with the same fate as the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 2 Change Packers to Colts :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
1 I Guarantee It PatientZombie Wk 18 Guarantee Jaguars over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
2 I Guarantee It Kid_Rock Wk 18 Guarantee Titans over Texans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 3 Change Rams to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award UltimateAnyone Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
3 Lovable Losers UltimateAnyone Wk 17 Guarantee Patriots over Chargers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 4 Change Ravens to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
4 Lovable Losers Kid_Rock Wk 14 Guarantee Giants over Saints :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:

Next week’s award is, again, Lovable Losers.

Here are the overall results after week 4:

Place No. Player
    1  7  Kid_Rock                       41-23   64.06%
    2 17  Mitch - TheBottomLineView      40-24   62.50%
    3 21  zConsensus                     40-24   62.50%
    4  3  PatientZombie                  39-25   60.94%
    5  4  Funemployed                    39-25   60.94%
    6  6  1695814                        39-25   60.94%
    7 13  Mountainhawk                   39-25   60.94%
    8 14  Jahiegel                       39-25   60.94%
    9 16  IPD                            39-25   60.94%
   10  5  TheArbitrary                   38-26   59.38%
   11  9  Ezekial_Cumberland             38-26   59.38%
   12 12  3rookie                        38-26   59.38%
   13  1  UltimateAnyone                 37-27   57.81%
   14 15  ldancer911                     36-28   56.25%
   15  8  Vorian_Atreides                35-29   54.69%
   16 10  redearedslider                 35-29   54.69%
   17 11  Carrie’s Carebears             35-29   54.69%
   18  2  OutdoormanNowActuary           34-30   53.13%
   19 20  zAll Home Teams                33-31   51.56%
   20 18  Conor Orr                      32-32   50.00%
   21 19  CoPilot                        31-33   48.44%

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Can I use the VALSA two weeks in advance? If so I would like to use it on week 6 Panthers to Falcons

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You can use it for any future game, but you have until kickoff tonight to declare it.

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