The Spectacular 2024 Vinksin Vonksin GoActuary Wúnderbar NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest - now with extra cheesiness

[PatientZombie]

No love for GB

[Funemployed]

Welcome to the club!

[1695814]

@PatientZombie

COFP Ind over GB

Duly logged

[1695814]

@1695814

SURE THING™ Picks:

Week 1 49ers Over Jets

141. Good work, all.

[1695814]

Going into the night game, it’s all about @Kid_Rock. He will win this week & its award - a COFP, of course, and guaranteeing one of his Week 18 picks.

@IPD may be able to squeeze out a runner up COFP - the Falcons need to win MNF over the Eagles.

[1695814]

The writeup will probably be delayed tonight, but the winner knows who he is and what to do about it. I’m looking at you, @Kid_Rock … and maybe you, too, @IPD .

[Kid_Rock]

I will guarantee Titans over Texans in Week 18.

[1695814]

Congratulations to @UltimateAnyone for securing this season’s first VALSA award.

@1695814

AWARD FOR THE WEEKLY LOSERS – VA’s Lion’s Share Award.
The weekly last place participant will receive a limited-time COFP.
Two things to note about this award:

1. You must be the sole last place loser for that week. If there are two or more of you, no COFP for you!
2. The COFP, if used, may be used for any future game but must be declared before the next week’s first game of the week (usually, TNF).

You are not obligated to use it, but, if you choose to do so, it should be declared before TNF.

[1695814]

This stuff will all be made official when I officially post the official results, barring a flag from an official.

[UltimateAnyone]

@1695814

Congratulations to @UltimateAnyone for securing this season’s first VALSA award.

Woo hoo! I won something!!

Oh, wait…

@1695814

The weekly last place participant will receive a limited-time COFP.

Ah, okay. Well. Hmm.

In that case I’ll apologize in advance to all you Seahawk fans, and use my limited-time COFP award thusly:

@UltimateAnyone

TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Dolphins@Seahawks;Dolphins

Dolphins Seahawks, please

[1695814]

Here are the results for week 2:

No. Player
 7  Kid_Rock                   9-7
16  IPD                        9-7
18  Conor Orr                  9-7
 2  OutdoormanNowActuary       8-8
 3  PatientZombie              8-8
 4  Funemployed                8-8
 6  1695814                    8-8
 9  Ezekial_Cumberland         8-8
10  redearedslider             8-8
11  Carrie’s Carebears         8-8
14  Jahiegel                   8-8
21  zConsensus                 8-8
 5  TheArbitrary               7-9
12  3rookie                    7-9
13  Mountainhawk               7-9
 8  Vorian_Atreides           6-10
15  ldancer911                6-10
20  zAll Home Teams           6-10
 1  UltimateAnyone            5-11
17  Mitch - TheBottomLineView 5-11
19  CoPilot                   4-12

Rough week for the Home Teams. They only managed to defeat UA?.

Congratulations to @Kid_Rock for winning this week & its award, You’re Gonna’ Like the Pick You Made… I Guarantee It! You have already chosen to guarantee your Titans over Texans in Week 18. The Awards Committee appreciates your prompt acceptance & declaration, but, if the spirit should move you, you have up until TNF to change your mind.

Kid_Rock & @IPD, being tied for first this week, have won a Change One Future Pick award. You may declare this at anytime until kickoff of your changed-game. You have no obligation to use it. At the end of the season, if unused, you may exchange it for a Stanley nickel.

Also, congratulations to @UltimateAnyone on winning this season’s first VALSA. He, also, has promptly declared to change his TheArbitrary’s Week 3 Dolphins pick to the Seahawks.

The overall results after week 2 are facing catastrophic errors and are not available at this time. I can, however, provide you with this tidbit:

    1  3  PatientZombie                  20-12   62.50%

…which is not correct because he is 22-10 & we’re pretty sure that’s the sole highest record to date.

   20 21  zConsensus                     18-14   56.25%

…is also not correct, because this should be sole second place with a record of 21-11.

The rest of you are doing worse than that.

[joejam]

How is copilot doing?

[Funemployed]

@1695814

1 3 PatientZombie 20-12 62.50%

Hey! That’s MY record!

[PatientZombie]

well, you can have it back

[Funemployed]

Thanks!

[1695814]

Poorly

[1695814]

Well, the intern’s Excel skills weren’t up to snuff, so I outsourced it to some guy named Chad G. Petey (weird name, if you ask me). He’s a quality Excel programmer, though, & got the overall standings up to snuff (which can cause lip cancer among other things).

With out further ado nor adieu…

Here are the overall results after week 2 (be sure to scroll to see CoPilot’s record):

Place No. Player
    1  3  PatientZombie                  22-10   68.75%
    2  6  1695814                        21-11   65.63%
    3 14  Jahiegel                       21-11   65.63%
    4 21  zConsensus                     21-11   65.63%
    5  2  OutdoormanNowActuary           20-12   62.50%
    6  4  Funemployed                    20-12   62.50%
    7  5  TheArbitrary                   20-12   62.50%
    8  7  Kid_Rock                       20-12   62.50%
    9  9  Ezekial_Cumberland             20-12   62.50%
   10 11  Carrie’s Carebears             19-13   59.38%
   11 13  Mountainhawk                   19-13   59.38%
   12  1  UltimateAnyone                 18-14   56.25%
   13  8  Vorian_Atreides                18-14   56.25%
   14 12  3rookie                        18-14   56.25%
   15 15  ldancer911                     18-14   56.25%
   16 16  IPD                            18-14   56.25%
   17 17  Mitch - TheBottomLineView      18-14   56.25%
   18 10  redearedslider                 17-15   53.13%
   19 18  Conor Orr                      17-15   53.13%
   20 20  zAll Home Teams                17-15   53.13%
   21 19  CoPilot                        16-16   50.00%

[1695814]

@Kid_Rock

guarantee Titans over Texans in Week 18.

Confirmed

[1695814]

@UltimateAnyone

Dolphins Seahawks, please

Done

[1695814]

Perhaps, it is time for an Awards Summary. Yes, yes it is time for an Awards Summary.

I shall provide one:

AWARDS SUMMARY

Wk	Award	Player	Wk applied to & How used
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie	Wk 2 Change Packers to Colts
PS	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie
PS	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie
PS	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie
PS	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	TheArbitrary
PS	Change One Future Pick	TheArbitrary
PS	Change One Future Pick	TheArbitrary
PS	Change One Future Pick	TheArbitrary
PS	Change One Future Pick	TheArbitrary
1	I Guarantee It	PatientZombie	Wk 18 Guarantee Jaguars over Colts
	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie
2	I Guarantee It	Kid_Rock	Wk 18 Guarantee Titans over Texans
	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
	Change One Future Pick	IPD
	Lion’s Share Award	UltimateAnyone	Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks

Next week the award is Lovable Losers.

LL

Lovable Losers: This will allow the winner of this award to guarantee one win from any week for the team they picked to win the least. (If you picked a team to go 0-17 then you’ll need to pick for the next least-winning team.)