The Antics of Florida Man

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Lol I had a friend that used to keep his pot in a small toolbox with “there are no drugs in here” scrawled in sharpie on the outside

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Texas man shoots at neighbor, hits daughter.

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article292509179.html

It’s going to get messy when Texas demands the Alamo back from Florida.

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But by golly they’ve got the guns to do it. Giddyup! Yeehaw!:cowboy_hat_face:

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Anatomically speaking, where exactly is the ‘front yard’?

I think that is a euphemism.

I’d be interested in finding out whether an expansive front yard is a good thing or a bad thing.

To be clear, I know she was in their front yard when she was shot. I would ask, though, what was a “child” doing in the front yard at 1 in the morning. I do truly hope she survives and fully recovers. That is terrible for her family to go through.

Don’t get messy with Texas!

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