The Antics of Florida Man

The Sandbox General
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I came across an article to post to the Florida Man thread…and then I discovered we don’t seem to have one here.

So, I’m fixing that omission.

This thread is to share the antics of “Florida Man” (and “Florida Woman”).

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This isn’t the Florida Man headline I wanted to share…but I thought I’d lead with something milder.

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That’s almost as stupid as robbing a donut shop

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Obligatory X-Files meme:

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The follow up at the end of that article… :joy:

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Was it this one?

Florida man caught having sex with dog destroys nativity scene?

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Yep.

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Plenty of nuts stick around in AL and GA; FL has the added bonus of coconuts.

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I thought we already had a Republicans Say The Darndest Thing Thread…

Bah-sun-pshhh (I’ll see myself out)

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glad they clarified that was stock image and not the (alleged) victim. it would say a lot about a town if the paper had a policy on identifying the animal by name or photo in such a story

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This one is so weird it’s not funny.

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Was the goldendoodle playing the camel part?

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Florida woman presents an idea to city council.

(Slightly NSFW due to content)

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So, at what blood alcohol level does one’s blood become a preservative?

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When my kids were young, we had billboards and various signs around town that said “Drink. Drive. Go to jail.” My kids were concerned whenever I took a sip of my coffee that I would get in trouble.

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