YES, THAT’S WHAT I NEED!
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I dunno, reminds me of this:
You are going to keep it b/c the sales guy looked at you funny?
It’s kind of the opposite of…
The Wig Master
Jerry: “Excuse me I’d like to return this jacket.”
Teller: “Certainly. May I ask why?”
Jerry: “…For spite…”
Teller: “Spite?”
Jerry: “That’s right. I don’t care for the salesman that sold it to me.”
Teller: “I don’t think you can return an item for spite.”
Jerry: “What do you mean?”
Teller: "Well if there was some problem with the garment. If it were unsatisfactory in some way,then
we could do it for you, but I’m afraid spite doesn’t fit into any of our conditions for a refund"
Jerry: “That’s ridiculous, I want to return it. What’s the difference what the reason is.”
Teller: “Let me speak with the manager…excuse me …Bob!”
(walks over to the manager and whispers)
Teller “…spite…”(Manager walks over)
Bob: “What seems to be the problem?”
Jerry : "Well I want to return this jacket and she asked me why and I said for spite and now she
won’t take it back."
Bob: “That’s true. You can’t return an item based purely on spite.”
Jerry:. “Well So fine then ..then I don’t want it and then that’s why I’m returning it”
Bob: “Well you already said spite so…”
Jerry: “But I changed my mind..”
Bob: “No…you said spite…Too late.”
no, because I think the cheaper one has the stand at a level I can deal with, but I’m not super positive about that. Also, I’d lose money on the whole thing in having to pay for shipping the old one back and the difference in price due to the old one being on sale, and I’d be getting a lower end model in the deal for more money. I’m not particularly short for a female, although I am short for the average human including men, so I assume women buy these and can deal with them.
My stand is right above the fallboard and I think it’s too low. Let’s trade?
DEAL!
wait, does yours have normal pedals or a cheap-ass plug in thing that’s not like a real piano pedal? i hate those.
Are you trading the pianos or the stands?
the piano. i’m probably not being clear. where the stand sits on my piano isn’t changeable. it’s not like you can just replace the stand and you’re good.
it’s an electronic digital piano, but it looks like a regular upright. you can’t adjust the height of anything on those.
Thanks for clarifying.
normal but my piano is a lot cheaper than yours, it’s the Yamaha P-515 but I do have the wooden case plus pedals for it.
googling it. yeah, i probably should have just opted for something like that. it’s not as pretty as what i got, but it would be more functional for me.
you cannot tell just by looking at mine that it’s not a regular upright other than the one button that’s an on switch.
How do you change the settings?
there is a small touch screen thingy on the left. it goes off and fades to black when you’re not using it.
oh wait, what i said isn’t entirely correct. there is the on/off switch and a volume lever that’s visible on the right side. the touch screen thing on the left is invisible unless you’re using it.
it has all these different kinds of piano sounds, which is weird. like, i really only need one piano. i play with them and find the one i like best.
Is there a discussion forum on their website? Ask around on there what shorter people do.
Or even Reddit. You’d be amazed at the niche crap that’s on there.
dunno, but a google search led me to this
Short People (Randy Newman) - YouTube
my mother used to sing this when i was a kid. she had a complex about being tall…
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Great song!
He’d be canceled if he tried to release that today.
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I had almost forgotten that Canada has a strategic reserve of maple syrup. 
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Apparently cream cheese is getting hit with supply chain problems.
Twice lately I went to buy heavy cream in the grocery store and they were completely out