Republicans Say the Darndest Things!

Dotard Don Does it again.

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I like how he references Stormy Daniels as someone who would obviously not know him… when I’d think for most people all they know about Stormy Daniels is she’s some porn star he’s slept with, so presumably knows him at least in some ways…

I definitely learned a couple things about Trump from Stormy… not things i WANTED to know but things that will be burned into my brain long after the dementia sets in.

:mushroom: :shark:

Lol, he is really pissed that he’s poor and getting deeper into debt.

Such a baby. EQ of a two year old.

Weird, I didn’t get the impression that he’s bitter at all.

Forbes should let him know, “we’re looking at your finances very strongly, we have the best people working on it. Also, we loved your acting in Home Alone 2, it was great, you should have won a Grammy and a Tony for it.”

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It looks like Forbes ownership is kind of up in the air:

https://www.axios.com/2023/06/27/forbes-deal-austin-russell-american-investors

This is like the bully who says " I didn’t want to play this dumb game with you losers" after no one picked him on the playground.

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Santos getting more charges. :shocked pikachu face:

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I’m guessing this Florida, um, entrepreneur is a Republican.

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:grimacing: Reminds me of that mattress store, I forgot where, a few years ago that advertised a “Twin Tower Sale” in possibly (one of, if not) the worst commercial ever (featuring two dudes being pushed backward into two stacks of mattresses that then topple)

Was watching Cobert and he pointed out the hard pivot to “Forbes knows less about me than Stormy Daniels”… and pointed out that Stormy spanked Trump with a Forbes magazine, the only thing connecting the two.

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I will be interested to see how the Republicans react if (lol) he is convicted. It appears that a special election is highly likely if he resigns or is removed. Will Republicans decide his embarrassment is enough to remove him and likely lose the seat? Or will they put Party over Country?

I think being excluded from the Forbes list might have actually gotten under his skin.

This could really use punctuation, I think

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I’m sure you are right. You can get more of same here: Redirecting...

He’s so mad he’s poor, it makes me chuckle.

If he’s worried about Chinese disinformation, has anyone shown him the Epoch Times? (I’m kidding, I know he wouldn’t read.)

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OK, that’s got to be by far the funniest thing I’ve seen here today.

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Sorry, I shouldn’t be putting ridiculous “what-ifs” in here, I know we try to keep it semi-serious.

Epoch Times is actually anti CCP. It started as a niche newspaper highlighting the plight of IIRC Tibetans being discriminated against in China. When Covid happened they jumped of the Wuhan Virus train and never got off.