Random Thoughts

How is something simultaneously dishwasher safe and hand-wash only?

My dishwasher has a hand wash cycle. Doesn’t yours?

It’s also melamine and melamine, imported and imported.

The folks at four loko could have just made an “energy shot” and sold it next to uncaffeinated four loko and let the college kids mix them together.

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True, but those at least are not contradictory.

No, and I thought we had the same dishwasher.

ProWash™
Tough
Normal
Express Wash
Rinse Only

When my ex and I were in the Caribbean he really wanted to bring back some 151 proof rum, which is flammable and thus not allowed on airplanes.

No problem, the liquor stores all sold Motts Apple Juice which is the exact same color, and they were happy to dump the AJ, clean out the bottle, and pour the 151 proof rum into the bottle.

Then they’d rinse out the 151 bottle and you could take the empty bottle, lid & all, on the airplane no problem.

Then you just reassembled it all when you got home.

Stellar.

I mean, if something is going on to where alcohol enclosed in a glass bottle in my checked luggage is igniting… I’m pretty sure that means the aircraft has already exploded. And I assume the glass run bottle would be safer than the plastic AJ bottle, but that’s what gets you past airport security.

I would be hesitant to risk it, but my ex really wanted to be able to show off this rum to his poker buddies. :woman_shrugging:

And the liquor stores sold no other juice… just the apple juice right next to the 151 proof rum. Security surely knows. I guess it’s kind of like how you can’t pull over the guy going 54 mph in a 55 zone where everyone else is going 80 even though you know he’s obviously running something illegal in the car or he wouldn’t be going 54.

Or it’s just me, not speeding!

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Apparently I’ve been on GoA for four years now.

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If you always tell the truth then you never have to remember what you said.

It’s more like when you buy a bottle of malt liquor then drink it outside inside a brown paper sack. Not that I have ever done that. But I did, back in college, used to buy a snapple, pour some out, then top it off with vodka and go on my merry way.

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I seem to watch a lot of HGTV when I’m on the road.

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It’s SVU for me.

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We are up to at least six times. Twice in two nights.

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Sheesh!

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crushed a bug on my horseshoe table this morning that might’ve been a young bedbug :scream: (it was tough to crush but when i finally did its guts were red) … I haven’t done my annual bloodborne pathogens training yet, but if it’s the same as last year, I’m pretty sure I was correct to not lick it to find out

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Outof context posts for $1000, Alex

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The speed limit at the San Antonio airport is 14mph.

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:notes:
Algebradabra
I’m gonna reach out and graph ya

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I’m looking forward to a great day! No matter if you’re in Europe or North America, I think it’ll be 10/10!!!

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