Why not change it to
$ABC.DE rounds to A00.00 or (A+1)00.00
and limit society to hundred dollar bills.
Lot of times you get a candy bar for free, but eventually it’s going to cost you.
I’m sure there wouldn’t be any fraud.
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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speaking of contractions, next time you’re going to say “o’clock” choose to say “of the clock” instead.
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I went grocery shopping tonight. Somehow, I ended up with bananas in my cart. I can’t stand bananas. I’d rather eat raisins.
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Is this like a pineapple in your grocery cart?
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You ever see a rai-SIN split at an ice cream parlour? Do they have rai-SINS Foster down in New Orleans??? Did Elvis make a peanut butter and rai-SIN sandwich???
Yeah, you put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!
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I looked this up!!! 
Someone has finally captured the weirdness of kissing. Looks at that gross tongue action.
[furiously taking notes]
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I think a hotel room would be cheaper than an MRI.
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Got recertified in CPR & first aid today, fifth time doing it, some stuff has changed since I took the course two years ago. Good to have it done, we are going through foster license renewal.
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I look a lot like my sister. My sister looks a lot like Lindsay Lohan circa 2004. I do not look like Lindsay Lohan. So much for the transitive law.
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Maybe Ms Lohan needs glasses 
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Well according to movies and television you can never tell that gorgeous women are gorgeous until they take their glasses off. There’s numerous scenes of them being nerdy and plain with glasses, then they take the glasses off and POOF! Instant hottie.
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Also, their hair is up in a bun and they finally let it down.
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Yes, exactly!
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