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At least once a week I wonder how the linked post isn’t the most popular one on this site.

Thread to bump when you take a nap

Feet up, pillow’s ready Remote is on his sweater already, slides unsteady He’s conscious, but on the surface he looks zonked and ready to snore hard, but he keeps on resetting Feels he’s falling down, his whole frame jerks so loud He opens his mouth and a great snore comes out He’s drooling, wow. All the plans are canceled now Jeopardy’s ended, Wheel’s up, buy a vowel