Political Humor Thread

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Perhaps better for Truths

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With that positioning it’s a toss-up between Sally and the teacher. Both of them need to be lying down to present a smaller target to shooter, and neither desk is going to provide much effective cover to ammunition. However, I’m not sufficiently an expert to account for relative size / chance of hitting a vital organ / relative speed of bleeding out…

Yep. I thought Sally’s desk was nothing compared to a rifle bullet, “unless it has a Kevlar liner” of course.

I had to look. Google gives me links to companies making hardened school desks. We’re in the wrong timeline.

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Do you really think school budgets would pay for such luxury in most districts?

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Why are their papers upside down?

If it was created by Iran, Russia, or China, none of them use a Latin alphabet. They might not recognize it as being upside down.

Or, I suppose really, AI is too stupid to know which way the paper goes.

Maybe a combo of these.

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There’s companies that make Kevlar backpacks for kids. Or you can buy a Kevlar insert for a backpack on Amazon. [red]But sure, having a tampon dispenser in the boys bathroom is the problem to focus on.[/red]

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