I feel manipulated
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don’t you want to pop into the flavor of a Pringles, comrade?
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Says the species without legs
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Beware the Danger Noodle!
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Vaccines, too, no?
Just got an earful about hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin from the contractor today.
Apparently the reason I caught Covid and pneumonia is because I’m vaccinated and haven’t been taking hydroxychloroquine and zinc.
Also because I sometimes wear a mask, which is very unhealthy.
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My brother used to be of the opinion that vaccines didn’t work. But now, he says not only to they not work but they actually have ‘negative efficacy,’ and you’re actually more likely to get covid if you are vaccinated.
His theory is that the vaccines boost your immune response only briefly, and then there is some sort of mechanism that causes a… I guess a sort of whiplash effect? Such that a few months later you’re actually in terrible shape to fight covid. He’s a pilot so he doesn’t have this very well articulated in terms of the physiology.
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I’m sorry your brother is an idiot.
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It wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t text me about this weekly. The last video he sent included questions about whether or not the vaccines contained self-assembling nano robots. Which I totally should have included on my 2022 bingo card.
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If I ever hear “Welcome aboard. This is your captain, Pilotman…” I’m getting the hell off that plane [/red]
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Sounds like the same stuff the contractor was saying.
I’ve got a friend drinking the same cool aid as Mathman’s brother and Twig’s contractor.
I forgot about zinc, that’s something a nurse relative told me when I got it 
To be a little more clear though, she also told me not to get vaccinated and to get infected when possible.
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Ask him he has people shoot a gun at him at regular intervals to become immune to the bullets.
This approach just might fall apart if the answer is, “Yes.”
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To graduate Army boot camp, you have to participate in a live fire exercise. One where you climb over the side of a trench and move toward the enemy lines; all the while, live rounds are fired over your head* while you’re performing the assault.
The idea here is to “vaccinate” troops to the effects of bullets being fired at you–that is, you get the mindset that you can survive such an event.
*The drill sergeants briefs everyone about the event, and the firearms are emplaced guns (usually a 0.50 caliber machine gun) with a “fail safe” that the gun cannot be aimed any lower that a given level–one that is sufficiently high that a recruit staying low to the ground won’t be in any danger.
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I’ve heard of this exercise as well. It was told to me that the gun is aimed high enough that even if a recruit freaks out and stands up to run away they still will not be hit…because sometimes there are recruits that freak out and stand up to run away…but I’m just a civilian. I may not have all of the facts.
I for one welcome our new self-assembling nano robot overlords. 
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What you do not smell is called iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man…I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
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