That drawing of Tucker Carlson looks like Norm Macdonald playing TC.
Reminds me of the NSFW joke:
A couple needing to increase their cash flow agreed that the wife would prostitute herself to get the needed money.
After the first night, he asks her how much she made.
“$75.25” she replied.
“What the hell! Who paid just twenty-five cents for sex with you?”
“They all did.”
This is third onion article in a row that actually had my audibly chuckle.
It has been a while since they have been this on.
Other two:
The second one was mostly just the “text” mentioned in this tweet
The AOC tweet is nice. TTIHAY reference noted.
Yeah, thst one made me happy, too.
I don’t believe Mr. Watterson meant this to be political, but, I guess, you never know.
Today’s C&H rerun: Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 05, 2023 - GoComics
Shamelessly poached from elsewhere:
Donald Trump was in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel. Trump asked her secret of her great success.
Merkel told him you just have to have a lot of intelligent people around you.
“How do you know if someone is intelligent?” asked Trump.
“Let me demonstrate.” She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, “Mr. Schäuble, it’s your father’s son, but not your brother. Who is it?”
Without hesitation, Schäuble answered , “Quite simply, it’s me!”
“You see,” Merkel told Trump, “this is how I test people’s intelligence.”
Thrilled, Trump flew home, and immediately called Mike Pence to ask him the same question. “It’s your father’s son, but is not your brother. Who is it?”
After much back and forth, Pence said, @I have no idea, but I’ll try to find out the answer by tomorrow!" Pence just can’t figure it out and decided to seek advice from former President Obama, so he called him and said, “Mr. Obama, it’s your father’s son, but is not your brother. Who is it?" Obama answered, “Easy, it’s me!"
Happy to have found the answer, Pence called Trump and said triumphantly, “I have the answer, it’s Barack Obama!” Trump rages and says, “No you jackass, it’s Wolfgang Schäuble!”
Well, she IS not his type.
