Patience Pays Off 2025 QB Shuffle Full Season Pick’em With Even More Tushes Pushes

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The NFL has become so predictable! Why even bother watching anymore?

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PERFECT WEEK ALERT!!!

@OutdoormanNowActuary is 13-0 going in to the night game.
He has picked Falcons, Buccaneers, & Chargers for his remaining Week 2 games.

The good news for him is, even if he gets all three wrong, he will win this week.

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Wow thought the Bucs were going to blow that one. Go Chargers!

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Two down…one to go…

What kind of voodoo magic is going on here?!?!

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You do something to me
Something that simply mystifies me
Tell me, why should it be?

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Here are the results for week 2:

No. Player
 3  OutdoormanNowActuary 16-0
 4  Kid_Rock             12-4
 9  redearedslider       12-4
12  Carrie’s Carebears   11-5
13  TheArbitrary         11-5
14  3rookie              11-5
 1  Funemployed          10-6
 2  UltimateAnyone       10-6
 5  Ezekial_Cumberland   10-6
 6  PatientZombie        10-6
 8  Vorian_Atreides      10-6
11  actuaryjr            10-6
15  Jahiegel             10-6
17  zConsensus           10-6
10  ldancer911            9-7
 7  Mountainhawk          8-8
16  zAll Home Teams       7-9

A PERFECT WEEK by Hall of Famer @OutdoormanNowActuary !!! That’s a rare achievement. Thus, for now and forever*, Week 2 shall be known as OutdoormanNowActuary’s Week 2.

*at least through the end of this season. Nothing is guaranteed to us after that.

He’s also picked up four Change One Future Pick awards – One for winning the week, another for being the earliest entrant, & double all of that for achieving the perfect record.

Here are the overall results after week 2:

Place No. Player
    1  3  OutdoormanNowActuary       29-3   90.63%
    2 13  TheArbitrary               25-7   78.13%
    3 14  3rookie                    24-8   75.00%
    4 15  Jahiegel                   24-8   75.00%
    5  6  PatientZombie              23-9   71.88%
    6 17  zConsensus                 23-9   71.88%
    7  4  Kid_Rock                  22-10   68.75%
    8  9  redearedslider            22-10   68.75%
    9  1  Funemployed               21-11   65.63%
   10  2  UltimateAnyone            21-11   65.63%
   11  5  Ezekial_Cumberland        21-11   65.63%
   12 10  ldancer911                21-11   65.63%
   13 12  Carrie’s Carebears        21-11   65.63%
   14  8  Vorian_Atreides           20-12   62.50%
   15 11  actuaryjr                 19-13   59.38%
   16  7  Mountainhawk              18-14   56.25%
   17 16  zAll Home Teams           16-16   50.00%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

current player wins losses ties %
PatientZombie 2586 1590 15 0.6188
TheArbitrary 2586 1590 15 0.6188
zConsensus 2568 1604 19 0.6150
Kid_Rock 2530 1648 13 0.6052
Ezekial_Cumberland 2371 1552 12 0.6041
Funemployed 2250 1416 13 0.6133
ldancer911 2112 1553 14 0.5760
UltimateAnyone 2013 1397 13 0.5900
zAll Home Teams 1743 1413 11 0.5521
Mountainhawk 1716 1187 8 0.5909
Carrie’s Carebears 1610 1036 9 0.6081
3rookie 1529 1117 9 0.5776
Vorian_Atreides 1451 1194 10 0.5484
Jahiegel 1353 783 7 0.6330
redearedslider 1227 907 9 0.5747
OutdoormanNowActuary 704 411 4 0.6309
actuaryjr 19 13 0 0.5938
AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
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PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
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PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
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1 Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
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Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
2 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
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so close to 31-1

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Meanwhile, John Bogle would like to remind you that passive index funds tend to outperform actively managed ones.

Notice of Delay:
Per protocol, all weekly results must be reviewed and signed off by upper management before public release. Unfortunately, the boss is currently offsite on extended…business development activities, which means my draft results and projected winner projections will be stuck in the approval queue.

Rest assured, once leadership is back in the office and the SOX-compliant boxes are ticked, results will be published promptly. Thank you for your patience as we maintain the illusion of process integrity.

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Packers give us our first loss of the season. :roll_eyes:

Mid-afternoon update…

zAll Home Teams leads the standings at 8-2.

Moving on to non-imaginary posters…
@Funemployed has the edge at 7-3. He’s tied with @UltimateAnyone, @Kid_Rock, @3rookie, but they’ve all picked different combinations of winners for the next six games, so it’s any body’s week.

Not to be forgotten, @PatientZombie, @Mountainhawk, @Vorian_Atreides, @redearedslider, @ldancer911, @TheArbitrary, & Jahiegel are within striking distance at 6-4 so far.

Ezekial_Cumberland, actuaryjr, zConsensus, Carrie’s Carebears, & OutdoormanNowActuary probably have too much ground to make up at 5-5 (or worse), but this has been neither verified nor audited (#soyouresayingtheresachance).

@Jahiegel, @Ezekial_Cumberland, @actuaryjr, & @OutdoormanNowActuary, you were in the bottom ten of @mentions in the previous post, so you got demoted to this post. :sorry:

Cardinals gagged a perfect pm for me.

They are who we thought they were!

pm? private message? opportunity, since you were the only one to have picked them? something completely different?

Lions - @UltimateAnyone
Ravens - @Funemployed; Runner up: @3rookie

Here are the results for week 3:

No. Player
 2  UltimateAnyone       13-3
 1  Funemployed          12-4
14  3rookie              12-4
16  zAll Home Teams      12-4
 4  Kid_Rock             11-5
 6  PatientZombie        11-5
 7  Mountainhawk         11-5
10  ldancer911           11-5
13  TheArbitrary         11-5
15  Jahiegel             11-5
 5  Ezekial_Cumberland   10-6
 8  Vorian_Atreides      10-6
 9  redearedslider       10-6
11  actuaryjr            10-6
17  zConsensus           10-6
 3  OutdoormanNowActuary  7-9
12  Carrie’s Carebears    7-9

Congratulations to @UltimateAnyone on winning Week 3. You have received a Change One Future Pick award plus a bonus Change One Future Pick award for a total of two Change One Future Pick awards. Use them at your leisure, your discretion, and your own risk.

Here are the overall results after week 3:

Place No. Player
    1  3  OutdoormanNowActuary      36-12   75.00%
    2 13  TheArbitrary              36-12   75.00%
    3 14  3rookie                   36-12   75.00%
    4 15  Jahiegel                  35-13   72.92%
    5  2  UltimateAnyone            34-14   70.83%
    6  6  PatientZombie             34-14   70.83%
    7  1  Funemployed               33-15   68.75%
    8  4  Kid_Rock                  33-15   68.75%
    9 17  zConsensus                33-15   68.75%
   10  9  redearedslider            32-16   66.67%
   11 10  ldancer911                32-16   66.67%
   12  5  Ezekial_Cumberland        31-17   64.58%
   13  8  Vorian_Atreides           30-18   62.50%
   14  7  Mountainhawk              29-19   60.42%
   15 11  actuaryjr                 29-19   60.42%
   16 12  Carrie’s Carebears        28-20   58.33%
   17 16  zAll Home Teams           28-20   58.33%

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All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

current player wins losses ties %
PatientZombie 2597 1595 15 0.6191
TheArbitrary 2597 1595 15 0.6191
zConsensus 2578 1610 19 0.6150
Kid_Rock 2541 1653 13 0.6055
Ezekial_Cumberland 2381 1558 12 0.6042
Funemployed 2262 1420 13 0.6139
ldancer911 2123 1558 14 0.5765
UltimateAnyone 2026 1400 13 0.5910
zAll Home Teams 1755 1417 11 0.5531
Mountainhawk 1727 1192 8 0.5914
Carrie’s Carebears 1617 1045 9 0.6071
3rookie 1541 1121 9 0.5786
Vorian_Atreides 1461 1200 10 0.5489
Jahiegel 1364 788 7 0.6334
redearedslider 1237 913 9 0.5750
OutdoormanNowActuary 711 420 4 0.6282
actuaryjr 29 19 0 0.6042
AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
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PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
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PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
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PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
1 Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
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Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
2 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
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3 Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
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