Patience Pays Off 2025 QB Shuffle Full Season Pick’em With Even More Tushes Pushes

[Funemployed]

@UltimateAnyone

I’m probably being a little slow since it’s a Sunday, but what do the numbers before the (##.#%)'s mean?

Theoretically, it would be the numerator, which would then be divided by the denominator (272) to get the %. But the %'s aren’t making much sense here.

Must be some new math.

[Funemployed]

Just a Lions loss away from a perfect week so far!

[FSP-Intern]

It might be fixed…

@FSP-Intern

Preseason Awards:
The Great Minds Think Alike award for the two most correlated entries goes to @PatientZombie & @TheArbitrary, matching 253 (93.0%) of their picks.
The Opposites Attract award for the two least correlated entries goes to @Vorian_Atreides & @redearedslider, matching 157 (57.7%) of their picks.
The Sheep award for the most correlated with the Consensus picks goes to @Jahiegel, matching 261 (96.0%) of the Consensus-picks.
The Goat award for the least correlated with the Consensus picks goes to @Vorian_Atreides, matching 181 (66.5%) of the Consensus-picks.
The Homer award for the player who chose the most home teams goes to @UltimateAnyone picking the home team 210 (77.2%) of the time.
The Rough Road Ahead award for the player who chose the most away teams goes to @redearedslider picking the away team 117 (43.0%) of the time.

Congratulations to all of our preseason award winners.

[FSP-Intern]

@FSP-Intern

SURE THING™ Picks:

1 Eagles Over Cowboys
1 Bengals Over Browns
1 Commanders Over Giants
1 Broncos Over Titans

4/4.

[TheArbitrary]

I tweaked the algorithm just to increase the gap… what’s crazy is before 2019 I picked everything by hand and not much has changed.

[Vorian_Atreides]

Interesting . . . being the least correlated with Consensus, I would expect to also be least correlated with Jahielgel who is the most correlated with Consensus . . .

[FSP-Intern]

Scientists can’t explain it, but this might…

data

.,.,.,.,All3,VA&Ja,VA&Con,Ja&Con
.,Vorian_Atreides,Jahiegel,zConsensus,175,179,182,262
Week 1,Eagles,Eagles,Eagles,1,1,1,1
Week 1,Chargers,Chiefs,Chiefs,0,0,0,1
Week 1,Falcons,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,0,0,0,1
Week 1,Bengals,Bengals,Bengals,1,1,1,1
Week 1,Dolphins,Colts,Colts,0,0,0,1
Week 1,Jaguars,Jaguars,Jaguars,1,1,1,1
Week 1,Raiders,Patriots,Patriots,0,0,0,1
Week 1,Saints,Cardinals,Cardinals,0,0,0,1
Week 1,Steelers,Steelers,Steelers,1,1,1,1
Week 1,Commanders,Commanders,Commanders,1,1,1,1
Week 1,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 1,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
Week 1,Lions,Packers,Lions,0,0,1,0
Week 1,Texans,Rams,Rams,0,0,0,1
Week 1,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 1,Bears,Vikings,Vikings,0,0,0,1
Week 2,Commanders,Packers,Packers,0,0,0,1
Week 2,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Bengals,Bengals,Bengals,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Cowboys,Cowboys,Cowboys,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Lions,Lions,Lions,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Dolphins,Dolphins,Dolphins,1,1,1,1
Week 2,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Steelers,Steelers,Steelers,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Rams,Rams,Rams,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Panthers,Cardinals,Cardinals,0,0,0,1
Week 2,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Eagles,Chiefs,Chiefs,0,0,0,1
Week 2,Vikings,Vikings,Vikings,1,1,1,1
Week 2,Buccaneers,Texans,Texans,0,0,0,1
Week 2,Chargers,Chargers,Chargers,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Panthers,Panthers,Falcons,0,1,0,0
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Packers,Packers,Packers,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Texans,Texans,Texans,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Bengals,Bengals,Bengals,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Steelers,Steelers,Steelers,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Eagles,Eagles,Eagles,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Titans,Titans,Titans,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Commanders,Commanders,Commanders,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Broncos,Chargers,Chargers,0,0,0,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Seahawks,Seahawks,Seahawks,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Bears,Bears,Bears,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Chiefs,Chiefs,Chiefs,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 3,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Seahawks,Cardinals,Cardinals,0,0,0,1
Week 4,Vikings,Vikings,Vikings,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Commanders,Commanders,Commanders,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Lions,Lions,Lions,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Texans,Texans,Texans,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Patriots,Patriots,Patriots,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Chargers,Chargers,Chargers,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Buccaneers,Eagles,Eagles,0,0,0,1
Week 4,Rams,Rams,Rams,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Jaguars,49ers,49ers,0,0,0,1
Week 4,Chiefs,Chiefs,Chiefs,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Raiders,Bears,Bears,0,0,0,1
Week 4,Cowboys,Packers,Packers,0,0,0,1
Week 4,Dolphins,Dolphins,Dolphins,1,1,1,1
Week 4,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Rams,Rams,Rams,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Vikings,Vikings,Vikings,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Dolphins,Dolphins,Dolphins,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Raiders,Colts,Colts,0,0,0,1
Week 5,Giants,Giants,Giants,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Cowboys,Cowboys,Cowboys,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Eagles,Eagles,Eagles,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Titans,Cardinals,Cardinals,0,0,0,1
Week 5,Seahawks,Seahawks,Seahawks,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Lions,Bengals,Lions,0,0,1,0
Week 5,Chargers,Chargers,Chargers,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 5,Chiefs,Chiefs,Chiefs,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Eagles,Eagles,Eagles,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Cowboys,Cowboys,Cowboys,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Colts,Colts,Cardinals,0,1,0,0
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Jaguars,Jaguars,Jaguars,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Chargers,Chargers,Chargers,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Steelers,Steelers,Steelers,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Raiders,Raiders,Raiders,1,1,1,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Bengals,Packers,Packers,0,0,0,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Saints,Patriots,Patriots,0,0,0,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Lions,Chiefs,Chiefs,0,0,0,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Falcons,Bills,Bills,0,0,0,1
TheArbitrary’s Week 6,Bears,Commanders,Commanders,0,0,0,1
Week 7,Bengals,Bengals,Bengals,1,1,1,1
Week 7,Jaguars,Rams,Rams,0,0,0,1
Week 7,Bears,Bears,Bears,1,1,1,1
Week 7,Browns,Dolphins,Dolphins,0,0,0,1
Week 7,Raiders,Chiefs,Chiefs,0,0,0,1
Week 7,Eagles,Eagles,Eagles,1,1,1,1
Week 7,Jets,Jets,Jets,1,1,1,1
Week 7,Titans,Patriots,Titans,0,0,1,0
Week 7,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 7,Chargers,Chargers,Chargers,1,1,1,1
Week 7,Packers,Packers,Packers,1,1,1,1
Week 7,Cowboys,Commanders,Commanders,0,0,0,1
Week 7,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
Week 7,Lions,Lions,Lions,1,1,1,1
Week 7,Texans,Seahawks,Seahawks,0,0,0,1
Week 8,Chargers,Chargers,Chargers,1,1,1,1
Week 8,Dolphins,Falcons,Falcons,0,0,0,1
Week 8,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 8,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 8,Bengals,Bengals,Bengals,1,1,1,1
Week 8,Texans,Texans,Texans,1,1,1,1
Week 8,Patriots,Patriots,Patriots,1,1,1,1
Week 8,Giants,Eagles,Eagles,0,0,0,1
Week 8,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,1,1,1,1
Week 8,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 8,Titans,Colts,Colts,0,0,0,1
Week 8,Steelers,Packers,Packers,0,0,0,1
Week 8,Chiefs,Chiefs,Chiefs,1,1,1,1
Week 9,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 9,Bengals,Bengals,Bengals,1,1,1,1
Week 9,Lions,Lions,Lions,1,1,1,1
Week 9,Panthers,Packers,Packers,0,0,0,1
Week 9,Broncos,Texans,Texans,0,0,0,1
Week 9,Patriots,Patriots,Patriots,1,1,1,1
Week 9,Giants,49ers,49ers,0,0,0,1
Week 9,Colts,Steelers,Steelers,0,0,0,1
Week 9,Titans,Chargers,Chargers,0,0,0,1
Week 9,Rams,Rams,Rams,1,1,1,1
Week 9,Jaguars,Raiders,Raiders,0,0,0,1
Week 9,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 9,Commanders,Commanders,Commanders,1,1,1,1
Week 9,Cowboys,Cowboys,Cowboys,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Falcons,Falcons,Falcons,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Panthers,Panthers,Panthers,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Bears,Bears,Bears,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Jaguars,Texans,Texans,0,0,0,1
Week 10,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Vikings,Ravens,Ravens,0,0,0,1
Week 10,Jets,Jets,Jets,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Seahawks,Seahawks,Seahawks,1,1,1,1
Week 10,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Lions,Commanders,Commanders,0,0,0,1
Week 10,Chargers,Chargers,Chargers,1,1,1,1
Week 10,Eagles,Packers,Eagles,0,0,1,0
Week 11,Patriots,Patriots,Patriots,1,1,1,1
Week 11,Dolphins,Commanders,Commanders,0,0,0,1
Week 11,Falcons,Falcons,Falcons,1,1,1,1
Week 11,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 11,Jaguars,Chargers,Chargers,0,0,0,1
Week 11,Bears,Vikings,Vikings,0,0,0,1
Week 11,Packers,Packers,Packers,1,1,1,1
Week 11,Steelers,Bengals,Bengals,0,0,0,1
Week 11,Texans,Texans,Texans,1,1,1,1
Week 11,49ers,Cardinals,49ers,0,0,1,0
Week 11,Rams,Rams,Rams,1,1,1,1
Week 11,Browns,Ravens,Ravens,0,0,0,1
Week 11,Broncos,Broncos,Chiefs,0,1,0,0
Week 11,Lions,Eagles,Eagles,0,0,0,1
Week 11,Raiders,Raiders,Raiders,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Bears,Bears,Bears,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Patriots,Bengals,Bengals,0,0,0,1
Week 12,Lions,Lions,Lions,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Packers,Packers,Packers,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Chiefs,Chiefs,Chiefs,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Titans,Seahawks,Seahawks,0,0,0,1
Week 12,Cardinals,Cardinals,Cardinals,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Raiders,Raiders,Raiders,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Eagles,Eagles,Eagles,1,1,1,1
Week 12,Saints,Falcons,Falcons,0,0,0,1
Week 12,Buccaneers,Rams,Rams,0,0,0,1
Week 12,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Lions,Lions,Lions,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Cowboys,Chiefs,Chiefs,0,0,0,1
Week 13,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Eagles,Eagles,Eagles,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Rams,Rams,Rams,1,1,1,1
Week 13,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Colts,Texans,Texans,0,0,0,1
Week 13,Dolphins,Dolphins,Dolphins,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Jets,Jets,Jets,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Titans,Jaguars,Jaguars,0,0,0,1
Week 13,Seahawks,Seahawks,Seahawks,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Raiders,Chargers,Chargers,0,0,0,1
Week 13,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 13,Broncos,Commanders,Commanders,0,0,0,1
Week 13,Patriots,Patriots,Patriots,1,1,1,1
Week 14,Lions,Lions,Lions,1,1,1,1
Week 14,Seahawks,Falcons,Falcons,0,0,0,1
Week 14,Steelers,Ravens,Ravens,0,0,0,1
Week 14,Titans,Browns,Browns,0,0,0,1
Week 14,Packers,Packers,Packers,1,1,1,1
Week 14,Colts,Jaguars,Jaguars,0,0,0,1
Week 14,Commanders,Vikings,Commanders,0,0,1,0
Week 14,Jets,Dolphins,Dolphins,0,0,0,1
Week 14,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,1,1,1,1
Week 14,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 14,Cardinals,Rams,Rams,0,0,0,1
Week 14,Bengals,Bills,Bills,0,0,0,1
Week 14,Chiefs,Chiefs,Chiefs,1,1,1,1
Week 14,Chargers,Eagles,Eagles,0,0,0,1
Week 15,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Bears,Bears,Bears,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Bengals,Ravens,Ravens,0,0,0,1
Week 15,Texans,Texans,Texans,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Jaguars,Jaguars,Jaguars,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Chargers,Chiefs,Chiefs,0,0,0,1
Week 15,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Giants,Commanders,Commanders,0,0,0,1
Week 15,Eagles,Eagles,Eagles,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Rams,Rams,Rams,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Saints,Saints,Saints,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Seahawks,Seahawks,Seahawks,1,1,1,1
Week 15,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
Week 15,Vikings,Cowboys,Vikings,0,0,1,0
Week 15,Steelers,Steelers,Steelers,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Seahawks,Rams,Rams,0,0,0,1
Week 16,Packers,Packers,Packers,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Commanders,Eagles,Eagles,0,0,0,1
Week 16,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Browns,Bills,Bills,0,0,0,1
Week 16,Cowboys,Chargers,Chargers,0,0,0,1
Week 16,Saints,Saints,Saints,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Vikings,Vikings,Vikings,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Chiefs,Chiefs,Chiefs,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Cardinals,Cardinals,Cardinals,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Steelers,Lions,Lions,0,0,0,1
Week 16,Texans,Texans,Texans,1,1,1,1
Week 16,Bengals,Bengals,Bengals,1,1,1,1
Week 16,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
Week 17,Cowboys,Commanders,Commanders,0,0,0,1
Week 17,Lions,Lions,Lions,1,1,1,1
Week 17,Broncos,Chiefs,Chiefs,0,0,0,1
Week 17,Panthers,Seahawks,Seahawks,0,0,0,1
Week 17,Bengals,Bengals,Bengals,1,1,1,1
Week 17,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 17,Chargers,Chargers,Chargers,1,1,1,1
Week 17,Raiders,Raiders,Raiders,1,1,1,1
Week 17,Browns,Browns,Steelers,0,1,0,0
Week 17,Jaguars,Colts,Colts,0,0,0,1
Week 17,Dolphins,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,0,0,0,1
Week 17,Patriots,Jets,Jets,0,0,0,1
Week 17,Titans,Titans,Titans,1,1,1,1
Week 17,Eagles,Bills,Bills,0,0,0,1
Week 17,Bears,49ers,49ers,0,0,0,1
Week 17,Falcons,Rams,Rams,0,0,0,1
Week 18,Falcons,Falcons,Falcons,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Bills,Bills,Bills,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Lions,Lions,Lions,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Bengals,Bengals,Bengals,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Broncos,Broncos,Broncos,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Colts,Texans,Texans,0,0,0,1
Week 18,Titans,Jaguars,Jaguars,0,0,0,1
Week 18,Cardinals,Rams,Rams,0,0,0,1
Week 18,Chiefs,Chiefs,Chiefs,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Vikings,Packers,Packers,0,0,0,1
Week 18,Patriots,Patriots,Patriots,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Cowboys,Cowboys,Cowboys,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Eagles,Eagles,Eagles,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Ravens,Ravens,Ravens,1,1,1,1
Week 18,49ers,49ers,49ers,1,1,1,1
Week 18,Panthers,Buccaneers,Buccaneers,0,0,0,1

tmi

[FSP-Intern]

Here are the overall results after week 1:

Place No. Player
    1 13  TheArbitrary               14-2   87.50%
    2 15  Jahiegel                   14-2   87.50%
    3  3  OutdoormanNowActuary       13-3   81.25%
    4  6  PatientZombie              13-3   81.25%
    5 14  3rookie                    13-3   81.25%
    6 17  zConsensus                 13-3   81.25%
    7 10  ldancer911                 12-4   75.00%
    8  1  Funemployed                11-5   68.75%
    9  2  UltimateAnyone             11-5   68.75%
   10  5  Ezekial_Cumberland         11-5   68.75%
   11  4  Kid_Rock                   10-6   62.50%
   12  7  Mountainhawk               10-6   62.50%
   13  8  Vorian_Atreides            10-6   62.50%
   14  9  redearedslider             10-6   62.50%
   15 12  Carrie’s Carebears         10-6   62.50%
   16 11  actuaryjr                   9-7   56.25%
   17 16  zAll Home Teams             9-7   56.25%

@TheArbitrary receives two Change One Future Pick Awards.
@Jahiegel receives one COFP.

@FSP-Intern

The “Change One Future Pick” award can be held indefinitely — there’s no obligation to use it. If you do, it just needs to be declared before the kickoff of the game it affects.

[FSP-Intern]

AWARDS SUMMARY

Wk	Award		Wk applied to & How used
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
PS	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
PS	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
PS	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
PS	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
PS	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
1	Change One Future Pick	TheArbitrary
	Change One Future Pick	TheArbitrary
	Change One Future Pick	Jahiegel

[PatientZombie]

the odds of the two comebacks for ODMNA to go from 1st to 3rd position, have to be in the winning Powerball range

[OutdoormanNowActuary]

That was a brutal way to not win the week. Twice I thought I had it in the bag

[TheArbitrary]

I’ve led the All Time Standings for like 99% of the weeks this thing has been in existence. Now I’m not the leader coming in to the season. This season should be named The Arbitrary’s Vengeance Tour.

[PatientZombie]

win and YOU can name it

[TheArbitrary]

Drinking from my championship mug today for extra motivation. Didn’t get a mug for the second or third championships… maybe the 4th.

[PatientZombie]

I don’t believe I received any swag for my wins

[TheArbitrary]

It’s been confirmed I was the only swag recipient. Blew the whole 25 season budget in Year 1.

[PatientZombie]

I was most proud of my success in the old Baseball game, where you picked a team a week.

Would have loved swag for that

[FSP-Intern]

@PatientZombie

win and YOU can name it

And run it! …

@FSP-Intern

the winner also inherits the naming rights and commissioner responsibilities for the 2026 [FITB] GoActuary [FITB] NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest.

…into the ground!!!

[TheArbitrary]

[FSP-Intern]

STP™s this week:

@FSP-Intern

2 Ravens Over Browns
2 Lions Over Bears
2 49ers Over Saints
2 Bills Over Jets