How often does she stay by you? Does she text you even when she’s in FL?
How’s her health? If you start a romantic relationship, how long are you going to be in for?
I approve of the direction you’re taking this.
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How wealthy is she? Could you be getting a nice windfall if you marry her?
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If we let w be the windfall and r be expected years of relationship, calculate T’roy’s yield…
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Is that a Troysury bond?
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Lol, you guys are horrible (smart). I cannot (oh yes I can) believe you’d ask some of these thing that never (alway) go through my mind…
Well an , BIG, HUGE, olive branch was extended. I edged their whole yard. I was taking up carpet piece sized crap. Good thing is: they are the first home anyone sees when coming into the subdivision. It looks great and they love it (verbally stated this).
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Soooo…
I have the husbands phone #. His name is Conway. I get a rando text from him (herrrrr):
Conway (his phone): Hey! Are you ok? Anything you need?
T-: No. Just working
Conway: You sure?
T-: Yes, why?
Conway: Just concerned
T-: I took a cool shower when I finished (edging you ryard). Ate a sandwich. I feel fine. Going to go disc golf in a few. Ooooh, Im 50 y/o. It was hot. I get it, thanks but all good. Thanks for the water when you noticed I was getting tired and sweaty.
Conway: Well Im closer to 60
OKOK, not Conway. Conway is 80. His wife is 60-ish. One of the aforementioned bitches of berkshire. The one who texted me that I am an A-Hole.
At this point, I don’t know if it is Conway’s wife, or the other lady, who was a neighbor now moved to FL but mooching off the Conway-wife overstaying there for who knows why, texting on Conway’s phone. I DO NOT want to talk to either of the two women. No no no!
I just do nice things. Helpful makes me feel good. The neighborhood looks good. My gawd!!!
I want to move
Maybe what she is thinking doesnt involve a lot of talking…
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T-roy is super upset he’s getting all this attention but he also just enjoys spending his free time making their lawn look professionally kept, hmmmm
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Only if they were single and around 50 y/o…
Reminds me of this clickbait ad I saw reading a news article one time: Apparently our town “is actually full of attractive mature women.” So I show J2 and ask “is it though?” with a swift reply of “nooooo.”
She might not have had any action in a while.
We’re not talking (much) more than 20% here…
Just think of it like you’re 33 and she’s 40
1/2 (80) + 7 = 47, so 60 ish isn’t too bad
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I probably missed this part, but let me see if I understand correctly…
- [Something happened that pissed off Wife]
- Wife texts you that you’re an a-hole.
- You edge their yard.
- Wife texts you from Husband’s phone, mildly flirtatiously.
So … when did Wife decide you’re not an a-hole? Why (other than the fact that she appears to not be committed to her husband) do you say Wife is a bitch?
Just trying to understand what I missed. There is a lot more drama on your street than mine, haha!
throw a hot 50ish single dude who works out into the mix and shit gets wild fast!
There certainly seems to be a lot of edging going on
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