What makes me say WTF?!?! about it is that it took FIVE CENTURIES to crack this code.
What kind of encryption methods was he using? …and did he avoid assassination? Edit: looks like malaria got him.
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Highly trained mosquito assassins.
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Out of an abundance of caution they should pull their collective heads out of their asses and fix their damn electric grid, but they won’t because Texas. YEE HAW!!!
You have 20 seconds to comply!
It says “remote control”, not “autonomous”, so that might be a bit less concerning.
Do we want Robocop? Because this is how we get Robocop?
Robocop > ED209
I’m not even sure what is weirder, that he may have eaten 3000 shrimp in the last year and a half, or that he did so without his own knowledge. That’s more than 5 shrimp every single day during that time period…
Yes, I know it’s “as many as” and that could mean zero, but that’s a less interesting conversation.
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Yeah, how can you accidentally eat even one shrimp? Did he think he was ordering fake, vegan shrimp and they were actually real? Is fake vegan shrimp a thing? What is it made of?
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Is that not a joke?
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If they were the tiny shrimp that come in the raman noodles cups, that might be possible.
Or someone gave him a cup of water with brine shrimp in it and he accidentally drank it.
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WTF?
Ew, I don’t even want to click the link and learn more. How disgusting on so many levels!
wtf?!?!
That happened to captain jack harkness once - and he can’t die.
I really have nothing to say but “WTF?”