News that makes you say WTF?!?!

So, it’s not a pickup line??

a lunatic princess, apparently

I assume it is a pickup line. How successful, I couldn’t say. I would have no interest in the type of person for whom that (or a similar) line would work.

something something Cartdeezian Coordinuts

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Well, you are not a lunatic princess. Not the right demographic.

Is this alleged to be a bad thing or a good thing?

Yeah, the shaman really married down [/red]

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Obviously!

I assume a good thing because I assume he’s using that line to bed as many women as possible. But I don’t actually know… I am clearly not the target audience here.

Kind of wondering that myself.
“Don’t have casual sex! There are subterranean spirits!!”
Or,
“Have casual sex! There are subterranean spirits!!”

Let’s just be careful to not call it a “placebo effect”

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I think it depends on if you’re asking the woman or the spirits.

The secret big pharma does not want you to know!

I was looking for a way to attract more subterranean spirits. Just in time for Halloween!

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IFYP

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That’s a math class I’d like to take.

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It’s funny how all of the quotes make it look like you’re quoting me… I DIDN’T SAY THAT!!!

:laughing:

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Wait, weren’t you a math teacher?

I was, and I taught geometry even.

But there were zero lessons in the curriculum about the spiritual geometry inside a woman’s vagina. Probably would’ve violated separation of church and state. I taught at a public school. :woman_shrugging:

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twig Thee Shaman!