Mocking poor grammar, spelling, and word misuse for our own amusement

I just heard a sports announcer describe a good defensive effort as “doing trojan’s work”. Pretty sure he meant doing yeoman’s work.

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Depends if it’s the horse or the condom.

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I heard one say, “can I say it? That tackle was cheek to cheek.”

It was not helmet to helmet, BTW.

The Toronto Star FB page has a story about Blue Jays catcher Alejandro Kirk “rounding the basis”.

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Whoever the host was on NPR as I drove home today mentioned that the queen was interned today.

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If she plays her cards right she may be able to parlay it into a full time position.

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Get out in 10 to 20 years on good behavior.
:grimacing:

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silly me…I forgot that she wasn’t north american & would use a different definition of that term than us plebians.

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Typo notwithstanding, more like 100.

It was just an typo - not big deal.

Lady on phone:

…this call is being recorded for quality insurances

sermon today, someone said “being interned in the cemetery”

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That’s how I-gor got his start.

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a favorite line from Caddyshack:

“The world needs ditch diggers, too” – Judge Smails