Feel free to mock the grammar too.
Omg I love it
Within my first ten taps all 3 cats were standing next to me wondering what was going on
My sleeping dog’s head popped up when she heard me try it.
My neighbour’s cat sauntered by my place with a present in his mouth for Daddy. I texted him a warning.
I’ll sweep when I’m good and ready damnit!
It won’t matter. You have cats.
One thing I enjoy about winter is the cats becoming snuggle bugs. Had both cats snuggled up against me last night.
Did that cat just sneeze on your finger? Ew.
I was trying to capture his milk mustache.
There’s been some chatter about my son’s gf moving in with us. She has a cat. They’re going to bring the cat over shortly to see what the dog makes of it.
I’m not thinking this is a good idea. There’s a better than zero chance our dog will specifically try and kill the cat. I mention this, nobody cares.
Somebody, not me may be looking at vet bills at a minimum. Our dog is great around people, but I’ve seen what it does to squirrels. It’s a hunting dog at its core.
I’m going to need real time updates on this cat meet dog situation.