March Madness 2026 (a.k.a the annual Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament)

I already submitted my throws for the finals, should I get there, god forbid.

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This just makes me root for you even harder!

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Just a straight shooter with … something sonething!!! :1st_place_medal:

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T. Hoffman (flu; day-to-day)

Game 4 - Will we have a sweep? :thinking:

NerdAlert was up 3-0 on NumericalNeuroticism - Will this be the last time I get a chance to mangle NN’s name?

Put the broom away - NumericalNeuroticism lives for another game!

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Meanwhile, in the other game we’ve had an injury update:

… but Ted_Hoffman powered through with some throws. How did Game 4 go there?

:cricket: :cricket:

(Still TBD, as JFG hasn’t turned in any throws yet. :person_shrugging: )

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The excitement is building - what will happen next?
Stay tuned, and keep sending in those throws! :+1:

Final Four!

NmrclNeurot defeats NerdAlert in Game 4, NerdAlert leads (3-1)
S NerdAlert
R NmrclNeurot

NerdAlert   3
NmrclNeurot 1

TedHoffman* 1
JFG         2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Note: Completed Region details found in Post 3

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That’s what I’m TALKIN’ about!

It’s the playoffs. Everyone’s playing hurt at this point.

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Game 4 - Part 2

JFG now has throws in… did JFG jump out to a 3-1 lead (to match NerdAlert), or have things suddenly tightened up?

(Dramatic pause)

Ted_Hoffman’s Scissors defeats JFG’s Paper… We’re down to a Best-of-3 :astonished_face:

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Final Four!

TedHoffman defeats JFG in Game 4, series tied (2-2)
S TedHoffman
P JFG

NerdAlert*  3
NmrclNeurot 1

TedHoffman  2
JFG         2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Note: Completed Region details found in Post 3

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The Pivotal Game 5!

Well, we’ve got two different pivots here, as NumericalNeuroticism is trying to hand on after falling behind 3-0. NN staved off elimination once… will it happen again?

It did!

S NerdAlert
R NmrclNeurot

NN, We’ll see you (and NerdAlert) in Game 6!

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Meanwhile, the traditional “Pivotal Game 5” was in the other semifinal, where everything was knotted up 2-2. Who will take the big lead here?

No they won’t - they’re not in this match.

(Yeah, gotta throw in a “Who” reference for the old timers in the crowd. :wink:)

But back to the match! The winner of Game 5 is…

… our lone surviving regional titleholder, Ted_Hoffman!

R TedHoffman
S JFG

JFG - you’re now outta wiggle room, so watching your wigglin’ going forward.

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And if you thought that update was exciting (and it was, trust me!), just wait until the next one (and keeping sending in those throws in the meantime! :+1:).

Final Four!

NmrclNeurot defeats NerdAlert in Game 5, NerdAlert leads (3-2)
S NerdAlert
R NmrclNeurot

TedHoffman defeats JFG in Game 5, TedHoffman leads (3-2)
R TedHoffman
S JFG

NerdAlert   3
NmrclNeurot 2

TedHoffman  3
JFG         2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Note: Completed Region details found in Post 3

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:oh_noes:

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Looks like we are in the same position. Best of luck to both of us.

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Whether it’s good or bad luck remains to be seen.

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Happy Monday!

Aaahhh, Monday! What could be a better way to start off the week than not one, but two Game 6’s?!? Why not add a little more excitement for those living on the short end of the 3-2 score, hoping to stay calm while :oh_noes: is all around; meanwhile, let’s add a little more stress to those hoping to close things out (because if you can’t do it in Game 6, what make you think you can do it in Game 7? :thinking: ).

Let’s start with our first match, where NerdAlert had jumped out to a fast 3-0 lead, only to have NumericalNeuroticism refuse to give in, bring us to 3-2.

R NerdAlert
P NmrclNeurot

NN will not go away… we’ve got ourselves a Game 7 for a seat in the Finals!!
:open_mouth: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Meanwhile, it’s been a back-and-forth affair between Ted_Hoffman and JFG, with Ted_Hoffman holding the current lead 3-2. Will the pattern continue in Game 6?

Uh-oh…

It looks like we double-forthed (or double-backed or something) :

S TedHoffman
P JFG

Ted_Hoffman is back in the Finals!! :party:

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What a start to the week! It doesn’t get any more exciting than that… until the next update, that is!
Stay tuned, and keep sending in those throws! :+1:

Final Four!

NmrclNeurot defeats NerdAlert in Game 6, series tied (3-3)
R NerdAlert
P NmrclNeurot

TedHoffman defeats JFG in Game 6, TedHoffman wins (4-2)
S TedHoffman
P JFG

NerdAlert   3
NmrclNeurot 3

TedHoffman  4 --- TedHoffman  
JFG         2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Note: Completed Region details found in Post 3

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Rooting for you NN!

Sorry about your luck JFG…

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I can see it now . . . if NerdAlert happens to win . . .

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You’re on your own now, rookie!

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I switched from red to white after game 3, but now I’m questioning which glass for game 7. Was rosé an option too???

Oh well, the die has been cast, cheers!

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:popcorn:

Game 7!!!

Here we are, a Semi-Finals Game 7, the one you’ve all been waiting for!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Who will get a chance at the 2026 RPS Crown? Will it be the up-and-comer NerdAlert, who sprinted out to a 3-0 lead, or the never-say-die kid NumericalNeuroticism, who then proceeded to win the next 3 games to bring us to this point. NN’s got the momentum, but do we really think NerdAlert’s gonna lose 4 in a row?

It’s time to find out!

Like most games this semi-final, it only took one throw.

(dramatic pause)

(even longer dramatic pause, given the moment)

(commercial interlude :notes: )

(back to the dramatic pause)

… and advancing to the finals to take on Ted_Hoffman for the 2026 RPS title is…

4th time’s a charm - NerdAlert advances to the finals!!

:party:

R NerdAlert
S NmrclNeurot

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The Finals are up next - we’ll have a Champ soon (I hope), so keep sending in those throws! :+1:

Final Four!

NerdAlert defeats NmrclNeurot in Game 7, NerdAlert wins (4-3)
R NerdAlert
S NmrclNeurot

NerdAlert   4 --- NerdAlert   0
NmrclNeurot 3

TedHoffman  4 --- TedHoffman  0
JFG         2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Note: Completed Region details found in Post 3

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