March Madness 2026 (a.k.a the annual Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament)

Thanks for the match, OldTimer. Hoping next year you extend your run and get to say “this is the longest I’ve been in a contest” yet again.

I am offline until Sunday night, so you’ve got the weekend to work on it.

Since that’s the case, we’ll just kick off the Final Four on Monday - that’s give our players the weekend to strategize their path to the 2026 RPS Crown!

See y’all on Monday… and keep sending in those throws! :+1:

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We were out for Mother’s Day brunch and there was a family waiting to be seated. The dad was teaching the 5 year-old how to play RPS. The kid beat him a number of times.

cracks knuckles

Let’s do this.

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I just realized this is a rematch from last year’s Elite Eight. Meaning, I guess JFG and I meet again for the 2nd time, for the 1st time.

Lots of story lines apply. Everyone else with time can write them.

… and the Final Four is officially underway!

Who won the first round? Anyone who threw scissors, that’s who!

Final Four!

NerdAlert defeats NmrclNeurot in Game 1, NerdAlert leads (1-0)
S NerdAlert
P NmrclNeurot

JFG defeats TedHoffman in Game 1, JFG leads (1-0)
P TedHoffman
S JFG

NerdAlert   1
NmrclNeurot 0

TedHoffman  0
JFG         1

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Note: Completed Region details found in Post 3

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Not off to a great start, guys!

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Depends on which side of the ledger you’re on and/or what your strategy is.

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Gotta love the enthusiasm of this Final Four - they got TWO Games in today! :clap: :clap:

(Of course, it’s likely that passion that got them to the Final Four in the first place! :+1: )

That’s great news for 2 players, as both used the power of paper to get halfway to the finals! :astonished_face:

As for the other 2 players, well… I wouldn’t put it past them to spring a long-range trap, so I wouldn’t rule them out just yet… :tfh:

A suddenly vital Game 3 is on the horizon in both matches, so stay tuned, and keep sending in those throws! :+1:

Final Four!

NerdAlert defeats NmrclNeurot in Game 2, NerdAlert leads (2-0)
P NerdAlert
R NmrclNeurot

JFG defeats TedHoffman in Game 2, JFG leads (2-0)
R TedHoffman
P JFG

NerdAlert   2
NmrclNeurot 0

TedHoffman  0
JFG         2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Note: Completed Region details found in Post 3

Poor, NA. :violin:

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Looks like we’ve been 2-0 six times so far this tournament with the person ahead 2-0 winning five of the six times. Yikes. NA looks to be in real trouble. She may just win it all.

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Can’t tell if too much WIFOM or not enough…

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You’re never in trouble until you lose at home.

Though, I guess as the lone returning F4er I had [would have, through to the finals?] home throw advantage.

:thinking:

Is this a 2-3-2 series like MLB or 2-2-1-1-1 like NBA and NHL?

Semi-Finals - Game 3

Now is when it gets really interesting - it’s one thing to be down 2-0, since there’s still some time to rally. Now you get down 3-0, then :gulp: you’ve got a mighty big task ahead of you.

Anyways, on to Game 3, where we had 3 throws of Rock :astonished_face:

And that 4th throw? It was Paper, which is means someone’s in a great position…

…so congrats on not being a Rockstar, NerdAlert - you’re now up 3-0!

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Meanwhile, in the other match we had a tied first throw - what happened on the second throw?

TedHoffman finally gets on the board with the ol’ R-S combo!

R-S TedHoffman
R-P JFG

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Is this exciting or what? Stay tuned for more RPS drama, and keep sending in those throws! :+1:

Final Four!

NerdAlert defeats NmrclNeurot in Game 3, NerdAlert leads (3-0)
P NerdAlert
R NmrclNeurot

TedHoffman defeats JFG in Game 3, JFG leads (2-1)
R-S TedHoffman
R-P JFG

NerdAlert   3
NmrclNeurot 0

TedHoffman  1
JFG         2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Note: Completed Region details found in Post 3

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NerdAlert appears to be rockin’ it!!
Rocket GIFs  Tenor

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I’m not joking when I say I really do not want to win!

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Look, if I we make it to the finals I can help you throw games.

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