March Madness 2023 (a.k.a the annual Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament)

I’m assuming we can just give a series of 35 throws

How do you think I feel about potentially playing against my dog?

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Wife looking over my shoulder: Why are you guys talking about urinalysis?

Those are some unfortunate initials UltimateAnyone.

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:beer:
:sleeping:

Quick summary:
:oh_noes: :oh_noes: :oh_noes: :oh_noes: :oh_noes:

That’s right - not 1, not 2, not 3… but FIVE players are just one throw away from being eliminated!! :scream: But that being said, they aren’t dead yet, so it would be unwise to count them out just yet… you never know!

Meanwhile Doctor_Who finally showed up, and made a big impact with our first FOUR throw game! :astonished: And that was just for Game 1 - who knows where that match is gonna go after a start like that!

Thanks to everyone for keeping up on your throws - we are almost free of the *'s now, which means Friday should be an exciting day (and with 5 players in :oh_noes: status, I’d say there’s a decent chance we see our first elimination [and our first advancement, of course!]). So stay tuned!

… and if you’re in full DNGAF mode (or even partial DNGAF mode), feel free to stop by and cheer/heckle our players and/or the host - the more the merrier! :+1:

SteveGrondin Region

IPD defeats BruteForce in Game 3, IPD leads (2-1)
S IPD
P BruteForce

Klaymen defeats NmrclNeurot in Game 3, Klaymen leads (3-0)
S-S NmrclNeurot
S-R Klaymen

twig93 defeats Doctor_Who in Game 1, twig93 leads (1-0)
S-S-R-P twig93
S-S-R-R Doctor_Who

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin   
(BYE)

IPD         2
BruteForce  1

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NmrclNeurot 0
Klaymen     3

twig93      1
Doctor_Who  0

Vorian_Atreides Region

Tiffany defeats MayanActry in Game 5, Tiffany leads (3-2)
P MayanActry
S Tiffany

Kid_Rock defeats MtnHawk in Game 5, MtnHawk leads (3-2)
R MtnHawk
P Kid_Rock

Whiskey defeats 1695814 in Game 4, Whiskey leads (3-1)
P Whiskey
R 1695814

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds  
(BYE)

MayanActry  2
Tiffany     3
 
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MtnHawk     3
Kid_Rock    2

Whiskey     3
1695814     1

soyleche Region

JohnSMill defeats OutdoorAct in Game 4, series tied (2-2)
S OutdoorAct
R JohnSMill

soyleche      ---- soyleche   
(BYE)

meep*       0
A_Student   3

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OutdoorAct  2
JohnSMill   2

WishBear    1
SteveWhite* 2

Snake Region

skysn93 defeats Actuary321 in Game 4, series tied (2-2)
R skysn93
S Actuary321

ALivelySed defeats AbstractAct in Game 3, AbstractAct leads (2-1)
S ALivelySed
P AbstractAct

JFG            ---- JFG
(BYE)

skysn93     2
Actuary321  2

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ALivelySed  1
AbstractAct 2

Echo           ---- Echo
(BYE)

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

It’ll be ruff for you for sure.:dog:

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Who’s a gud gurl??? Are u a gud gurl??? OF COURSE U R!!!

Echo, Echo
U’r r gurl
If u cant dewit
No one … skwirl!!

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HI DR. JFGW!!! :wave:

This should be a best of five round.

Just saying.

Quick and easy throw #3. Snip snap

:hsmack:

Quick Summary:
:skull_and_crossbones: :skull_and_crossbones: :skull_and_crossbones:
:popcorn:
:oh_noes: :oh_noes: :oh_noes: :oh_noes:

That’s right, folks - it’s a very hectic Friday! A good Friday for some, and a not-so-good Friday for others.

We’ve lost 3 players in this update, and not-so-coincidentally 3 players have punched their ticket into the Sweet Sixteen! Meanwhile we’ve got our first “Winner Takes All” match (a.k.a. the :popcorn: game) of the tournament, between MountainHawk and Kid_Rock - Will Kid_Rock complete the comeback after being down 3-1, or was this all just MountainHawk toying with Kid_Rock? Stay tuned to find out! :popcorn:

And if that wasn’t enough (it’s never enough for you, is it??) - we’ve got FOUR more players who are on the cusp of elimination, so there may be further carnage today! Will those hanging by a thread keep hanging on, or will they flinch and lose their spot in the tournament? Even more reason to stay tuned!! :+1:

SteveGrondin Region

twig93 defeats Doctor_Who in Game 2, twig93 leads (2-0)
P twig93
R Doctor_Who

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin   
(BYE)

IPD         2
BruteForce* 1

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NmrclNeurot 0
Klaymen*    3

twig93      2
Doctor_Who  0

Vorian_Atreides Region

Tiffany defeats MayanActry in Game 6, Tiffany wins (4-2)
S MayanActry
R Tiffany

Kid_Rock defeats MtnHawk in Game 6, series tied (3-3)
R MtnHawk
P Kid_Rock

Whiskey defeats 1695814 in Game 5, Whiskey wins (4-1)
R Whiskey
S 1695814

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds 0
(BYE)

MayanActry  2
Tiffany     4 ---- Tiffany     0
 
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MtnHawk     3
Kid_Rock    3

Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     
1695814     1

soyleche Region

A_Student defeats meep in Game 4, A_Student wins (4-0)
P meep
S A_Student

OutdoorAct defeats JohnSMill in Game 5, OutdoorAct leads (3-2)
P-R-R OutdoorAct
P-R-S JohnSMill

SteveWhite defeats WishBear in Game 4, SteveWhite leads (3-1)
S WishBear
R SteveWhite

soyleche      ---- soyleche    0
(BYE)

meep        0
A_Student   4 ---- A_Student   0

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OutdoorAct  3
JohnSMill   2

WishBear    1
SteveWhite  3

Snake Region

Actuary321 defeats skysn93 in Game 5, Actuary321 leads (3-2)
P skysn93
S Actuary321

JFG            ---- JFG
(BYE)

skysn93     2
Actuary321  3

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ALivelySed  1
AbstractAct 2

Echo           ---- Echo
(BYE)

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

GG numberman

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too good

Ugh. I started out so strongly and then failed miserably. Best of luck to you, @Whiskey on the rest of your RPS journey.

As for me, well, I guess I can focus on the losers’ bracket .

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Good job Tiffany.

Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go drown out my pain and misery from this loss with some ice cream.

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I’d scream too

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Chocolate ice cream?

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only edible with mint

There’s only a handful of throws submitted, so I’ll update this over the weekend when the :bed: isn’t calling for me so much. :sleeping:

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