March Madness 2023 (a.k.a the annual Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament)

Nooooooooo

betrayed by random.org!

gg @A_Student

No, the random variates were good, your translation formula was bad. :laughing:

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I think with so few players this year, UA? decided to go the best-of-7 route as it wouldn’t slow things down too much (as it would with a bigger bracket)

… and we’ve got one last update before Daylight Saving Time kicks in!! (I know y’all were worried about that! :wink: ).

Quick Summary:
:skull_and_crossbones: :skull_and_crossbones:
:oh_noes: :oh_noes: :oh_noes: :oh_noes:

Before we move our clocks forward, we will be leaving two folks behind, one via the :broom: and one via the :popcorn:. Regarding the latter, it was an epic battle between MountainHawk and Kid_Rock, a great fast-moving match-up that went the full seven games, but alas only one can move on… congrats to Kid_Rock for completing the comeback!

We’ve still got 4 players on the verge of elimination, so Monday the 13th may not be so lucky for them…ot maybe since it’s Monday and not Friday, the luck will be reversed, and it’s their opponents who should be worried! :tfh:

Stay tuned for the next update midday Monday! :+1: In the meantime, rest up, both players and spectators - the intensity will be cranking up as we fill in the rest of the Sweet Sixteen next week!

SteveGrondin Region

BruteForce defeats IPD in Game 4, series tied (2-2)
P IPD
S BruteForce

Klaymen defeats NmrclNeurot in Game 3, Klaymen wins (4-0)
P NmrclNeurot
S Klaymen

twig93 defeats Doctor_Who in Game 3, twig93 leads (3-0)
S-S twig93
S-P Doctor_Who

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin   
(BYE)

IPD         2
BruteForce  2

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NmrclNeurot 0
Klaymen     4 ---- Klaymen     

twig93      3
Doctor_Who  0

Vorian_Atreides Region

Kid_Rock defeats MtnHawk in Game 7, Kid_Rock wins (4-3)
S MtnHawk
R Kid_Rock

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds*0
(BYE)

MayanActry  2
Tiffany     4 ---- Tiffany     0
 
-----------------------------------

MtnHawk     3
Kid_Rock    4 ---- Kid_Rock    0

Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     0
1695814     1

soyleche Region

soyleche      ---- soyleche*   0
(BYE)

meep        0
A_Student   4 ---- A_Student   0

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OutdoorAct  3
JohnSMill   2

WishBear    1
SteveWhite* 3

Snake Region

JFG            ---- JFG
(BYE)

skysn93*    2
Actuary321  3

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ALivelySed  1
AbstractAct*2

Echo           ---- Echo
(BYE)

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

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gg Kid Rock. Continuing my streak of not getting out of round 1!

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Looks like I’ll be entering the ring soon.

Just gonna sit back, let IPD and BruteForce tire themselves out in a protracted battle, and smack the winner down!

It must have helped me that my kid has been having me read this book to him almost every night at bedtime (it’s a pretty great book fyi):

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good game and good luck @Klaymen I must have spent all my energy on the sheep game (and spending all my energy on this is my excuse for a poor sheep showing)

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Dont get all brainy on me. I was just wanting to be a winner.

Sorry, i was inebriated, and throwinng a ssssssss seemed reasonable.

GL in the sadness game.

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We’d rather have winners than whiners.

Just sayin’.

:stuck_out_tongue:

I’m about to get defeated. I don’t want to lose this deal.

GG - Mountainhawk. Always a pleasure to compete against you

I did my brand of RPS… and it failed, alas

You’d think with us being smart actuaries and all that a higher % of people would have made it to the next round.

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Quick Summary:
:skull_and_crossbones: :skull_and_crossbones: :skull_and_crossbones:
:oh_noes: :oh_noes: :oh_noes:

Welcome to the (belated) Monday mid-day update! And it’s definitely bringing a case of the Mondays for 3 of our competitors, who started out the week by getting eliminated (hopefully the :shamrock: at the end of the week will treat you better!).

With those three eliminations, we’ve now determined 13 of the Sweet Sixteen, and each one of those matches could be one throw from being over (though don’t count those players out just yet - we’ve already seen 1 comeback from a 3-1 deficit; I’m guessing it won’t be the last one! :tfh:)

Don’t look now, but two regional titleholders have started their title defense, and both came out strong! It looks like the extra prep time treated them well (at least for the first game), but now that they’re on the clock will they be quite as efficient?

We’ve also got an intriguing matchup in the SteveGrondin region, where two players who :broom: their way to victory in the opening round are now facing off against one another! Who will have their undefeated streak broken first? Stay tuned to find out!! :popcorn:

SteveGrondin Region

IPD defeats BruteForce in Game 5, IPD leads (3-2)
S IPD
P BruteForce

twig93 defeats Doctor_Who in Game 4, twig93 wins (4-0)
S twig93
P Doctor_Who

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin  
(BYE)

IPD         3
BruteForce  2

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NmrclNeurot 0
Klaymen     4 ---- Klaymen     0

twig93      4 ---- twig93      0
Doctor_Who  0

Vorian_Atreides Region

VorianAtrds defeats Tiffany in Game 1, VorianAtrds leads (1-0)
R VorianAtrds
S Tiffany

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds 1
(BYE)

MayanActry  2
Tiffany     4 ---- Tiffany     0
 
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MtnHawk     3
Kid_Rock    4 ---- Kid_Rock*   0

Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     0
1695814     1

soyleche Region

soyleche defeats A_Student in Game 1, soyleche leads (1-0)
S soyleche
P A_Student

OutdoorAct defeats JohnSMill in Game 6, OutdoorAct wins (4-2)
S OutdoorAct
P JohnSMill

soyleche      ---- soyleche    1
(BYE)

meep        0
A_Student   4 ---- A_Student   0

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OutdoorAct  4 ---- OutdoorAct  
JohnSMill   2

WishBear    1
SteveWhite* 3

Snake Region

Actuary321 defeats skysn93 in Game 6, Actuary321 wins (4-2)
S skysn93
R Actuary321

AbstractAct defeats ALivelySed in Game 4, AbstractAct leads (3-1)
P ALivelySed
S AbstractAct

JFG           ---- JFG         0
(BYE)

skysn93     2
Actuary321  4 ---- Actuary321  0

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ALivelySed  1
AbstractAct 3

Echo           ---- Echo
(BYE)

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Dang. Well played Actuary321.

Good game twig. Now go win the championship!

Thanks for modding UA

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Yikes I’m up against another 4-0

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