Makes me smile

“humans: 1,495 counties” is satire, right?

Or a high estimate of those who are domesticated

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No, if the humans outnumber the livestock, they get the county

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Between the time you posted this and now, the headline’s typo has been corrected.

Um, humans? What definition are they using exactly?

Here is one from Dictionary.com:

an animal, as the horse or cat, that has been tamed and kept by humans as a work animal, food source, or pet, especially a member of those species that have, through selective breeding, become notably different from their wild ancestors.

that’s much less interesting, I was really hoping there was an underground society full of humans who keep other humans as pets.

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You haven’t been to the fun clubs and parties, I see.

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i don’t have those kind of friends.

hell, i don’t seem to have any kind of friends.

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Preach it, Brother!

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