https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1718583658594881983
From “mundane Halloween” - an annual Halloween costume contest where people dress up as something very ordinary
If I had my hands in my pockets like that, I would be smiling too!!
“Thick 'n RIch”? Um, sure? 
ETA: Ruined my own joke… le sigh… 
Elf on the shelf?
“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and SYRUP.”
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Is there sugar in syrup?
The yolk part should be greener, and spewed all over the room.
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I didn’t take you for having seen the Eggsorcist.
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Bahaha
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