I enjoyed reading the AO Jokes threads. These may not be great, but good considering the source (the daily bulletin from a bridge tournament). They did make me CTM. (I may be old, but I know what that means)
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If you think there should be good jokes in the thread, you should post one.
When I first saw LOL I thought it meant Lots of Luck. And if anyone gets an A in Chemistry then it’s Chemistary.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha?
A low-ha Oy! 
Wouldn’t it be “Chemastery” at that point?
Only if it’s a team of chemists, since there’s no i in team.
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LOL!
Not directed at you, just pointing out the joke.
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there is a ME in TEAM though
Every TEAM you go away, you take a piece of ME with you
According to Andy Borowitz, Ivanka has applied to become Biden’s daughter. Her principal argument is that she hasn’t written a tell-all book.
lol
A chess master died—after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was the master!
“What’s it like where you are now?” the friend asked.
“What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?”
“Tell me the good news first.”
“Well, it’s really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time. Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they’re all here, and you can play them.”
“Fantastic!” the friend said, “and what’s the bad news?”
“You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday.”
The AO had pickup line threads, but not here yet so I’ll use this thread.
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What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins
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The adjective for metal is metallic.
But not so for iron.
Which is ironic.
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Also, Metallica didn’t write Iron Man