Q: Why does Santa have such a big sack?
A: Because he only comes once a year.
People are saying that Tesla’s don’t have a new car smell
They have an Elon musk
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I was quite surprised to hear the stationary store moved.
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Last night I accidentally took my cat’s medication.
Don’t ask meow.
Last night I arrived early for my dinner reservation. I checked in at the desk and the manager said the table would be ready soon, would I mind waiting a bit. I replied, “No, that’s fine”
So, he handed me two glasses and said “Take these to table nine”
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If you would look up the word plethora for me it would mean a lot.
I was in the mood to tell everyone a funny new story about time travel, but you guys didn’t like it…
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I’m starting a new club for time travelers. If you would like to join, the first meeting was last Thursday at 7pm at the library.
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