Have you ever met a mathematician? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a mathematician at a party, don’t walk away.
Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they bought a lottery ticket. Never! It’s always an accident. Every mathematician story ends in the same way: “It was a million to one shot—Million to one.”
Seen on Reddit:
Years ago, there was one dude in the parking garage at the building I worked in that said…
“LETS M8”
Bold.
For @Ted_Hoffman , DOULIFT on a yellow Scion
A twofer today:
Red sportscar driven by a late-middle-aged lady: COUGAR
Spotted that just before it was passed by a pickup: LKNFRLV
NOTASPY
ME SCUSI
On a teeny tiny Fiat. 
EL0NM on a Tesla
TWIG18
Another one from Reddit:
Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard.
RN
My mom used to work for one (ahem, a gastroenterologist)… and she had some very funny stories.
Also, some not-so-funny stories. “Fatal bowel blockage”… anyway, she worked for a podiatrist practice after that
should have been NCC-1701-D
Sacrilege!!!
I won’t tell your hubby and he won’t replace you with a younger model 
SALIVATE on a canary yellow Mustang 5.0.
MUGLBORN
DSNY GRL
PEEEWEEE
CRKLNPOP (guy was waaaay overrevving his engine before upshifting 
)
BEEER
