Were you crying because you were sad, or crying because the show is so bad.
My wife was in the same situation and she was crying b/c of the latter reason.
There’s even a template.
You know you’re getting old when you lose three things:
- Your memory
- Your eyesight
- I forget what the third thing was
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I hate that blurry thing
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I got new glasses recently and the doctor said I was close to needing bifocals, but not quite there.
Yay! I’m not quite old yet!
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You’ll only need bifocals if you are constantly switching focus from down (close) to up (far).
I need reverse bifocals: my reading sight is fine, so I have to take my glasses off to read. I can get the lower bifocal part to be 0 adjustment, but I’ve taken to wearing “half-glasses” high on my nose.
I got progressives with my last prescription. They are entirely useless for reading. I take them off to read.
My distance vision is fine. But I need reading glasses. I also need different strength reading glasses for the computer. It started at about 45 or so.
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I think this is what I need. I’m constantly taking my glasses off to read.
Last few times at the optometrist, they’ve been pushing the transition lenses as if they had a financial incentive to do so.
Yup. The only people we write checks to are small services that only accept checks. e.g. pet sitter, electrician, etc.
I got my first colonoscopy. 
Have I mentioned how much the prep royally sucks??? 
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the benefit is you can sodomize immediately after without worry!
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Fixed, for accuracy.
Step 1: Eat raSINs.
Step 2: ???
That’s why I did the “send your poop” option. Easy as shitting, you could be a musician…
the prep wasn’t bad. i was backed up for months afterwards. THAT sucked.
ummm…
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CANCELED
also, per the gum thread, sweet gum is not it as you get older