Well clearly it should be fission, not fusion 
appropriate as my wife was into Farmville, not sure if their first game, but among the most popular
âMy wife and Iâs friendâ? That canât be right.
Also, why did he Instant Message the bad guy?
This grammatical error makes me skin crawl. And makes the joke less funny because all can think about is that FREAKING âIâsââŚ
I would have said, âMy wife and I have a friend whoâŚâ
Yeah, my mother. âthe cell phone is for outgoing calls onlyâ. I retaliated, now every time I call and she picks up I start with 'Sorry for waking you up". Take that boomer.
What does âsorry for waking you upâ have to do with emergency use of a cell phone?
I donât understand what point youâre trying to make with that comment. 
Ok boomer
Hey, Iâm not the one who thinks cell phones are for emergencies only. My Dad (an actual boomer) does, but I donât.
(I cannot approve of this post enough)^3.
I think youâre my favorite poster hereâŚdefinitely top-five.
Cross post to insignificant signals thread.
pandering question: where do I fall here numero plentifo?
Definitely top tenâŚand like the big ten, I have more than ten posters in my top ten.
Translation: Bro gets a participation trophy.
Podium position or bust, I have some work to do.
Also, 
remember kids, donât ask questions you donât want the answer to.