You could respond “bless your heart”.
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Can I follow her??
PM sent
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Instead of the usual data science program ad, Cornell wants me to learn winemaking!!! 
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the newest instagram/ticktoc craze is this song named fullmhouse? where people bob their heads to it and think they are saying something profound. it makes me murdery.
Exhibit A
just the first one i found. there are thousands. THOUSANDS!
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How much for the gig?
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That’s it?
It’s all I could afford!
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I can barely understand what the lyrics are saying, are they just dancing in the drive through?
There’s another trend with Peppa the pig I’ve been seeing. I don’t understand it.
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the trend is to be bopping their heads in unison to that specific song with some dumb message. they happen to be in a drive through, but it can be anywhere.
i haven’t seen that one on instagram yet. looks confusing and annoying.
How does this compare with the moms that have their families dance to that dirty Russian rap song?
i don’t know what song you’re referring to.
I’m not on TikTok and I don’t think that’s made it’s way to my explore bar on instagram. that dude is cute, but i’m sure seeing moms and families dancing to it would annoy me greatly.
it’s that people cannot be goddamn original.
I just see whatever comes up from Instagram through Facebook reels.
this bitch on instagram did the head bop crap with a caption about god blessing her with triplets when she all depressed that she thought she would be stuck with only 2 kids and god is good and she will ALWAYS trust god! and some nonsense.
so someone comes in with ya, my 20 something year old friend also asked for a baby, and god gave her cancer and now she’s dead.
so i jumped in with how offensive it is to talk about how great god is just because you happen to be lucky to now have a crap load of kids just for asking him.
the god bitch blocked me WITHIN SECONDS. like, she had over 1,0000 comments on this post and 248K likes, so it’s non-stop action on it, but somehow she’s watching real closely to see one negative comment and GONE!
I do think it’s offensive to say how great god is when he does good things for you while entirely ignoring the fact that horrible shit happens to other people. maybe it’s not god and just good/bad luck here at play. and if it is god, then god isn’t that good if he’s giving shit to other people.
I just had a sponsored ad for membership in a hoity toity club for upscale professionals in a city that is very, very far away from me. Sounds too hi klass for the likes of me!!! 
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I think you misunderstand what Waffle House is.
Ahem - Maison des Gaufrettes. 
You actuarials think you know Upscale Restuarants.
@Echo: Let’s you and me get some Costco chikkin. At least you appreciate my gourmet tendencies!!!
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:ctm:
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