Granted!! But their investment in a shoddy fly-by-night airline went bankrupt and wiped out all of their savings. Now they’re moving in with you.
I wish my brother would come and visit me sometime.
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Granted. He’ll be at your funeral next week and visit your grave annually thereafter.
I wish my daughter wasn’t so judgemental.
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Granted. But now she’s a total yes-woman and follows you everywhere being so. And in Fran Drescher voice.
I wish I were immune to choking on anything (like I just did with my water).
Wish granted. A feeding tube has been installed and now you never have to risk choking
I wish the mods would unban AO_fan (and any other active contributor, we must keep this forum alive!!!)
Granted. But now she has a problem with you and JUST WON’T STOP.
Oh, I wish I had an Oscar Mayer Wiener.
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Granted. The original Oscar F. Mayer rose from the dead and now wants to date you.
I wish our fur-babies didn’t shed.
Granted. Now they all look like giant toothless naked mole rats.
I wish I can see my grandma soon.
Granted. Unprecented rains cause flooding which makes the coffin pop to the surface, float down the street to the front door of your house and pop open right as your Doordash is being delivered.
I wish I was further up the learning curve in our modeling software.
Granted you know the modelling software perfectly.
They are moving to a new platform next week and you need to qualify for your FSA again under the new testing requirements.
Granted. Your left eye is now a built-in telescope. But it makes everyone look like a nude Appalachian grandpa.
I wish I weren’t upside down on my old car. (For what I have now, my car payment is gross.)