Granted. You just accidentally dumped way to much ghost pepper powder into the dish. And you didn’t realize it.
I wish there weren’t all these IT reporting problems to be found in my work area.
Granted. Due to a snowstorm, power to the main data store location is out. Completely. And it’s too cold for the diesel-powered backup generators.
I wish I had a diesel-powered backup generator.
Granted.
A 4-ton diesel backup generator is sitting in your living room. It doesn’t work. You’re not sure why, but it is leaking fuel and oil. (Blown seals and warped cylinders will do that.)
I wish I could motivate myself better.
Granted. Enjoy the new cattle prod you just got in the mail.
I wish someone would make me a nice hot breakfast now
Wish granted, your breakfast sausages were cooked on a grill with cow chips as fuel.
I wish my annual bonus tomorrow will be higher than targeted
Wish granted. Your annual bonus target was calculated for someone with half your salary and your bonus exceeds the target by 3%. You’re welcome.
I wish our “to the cloud” transition was far less problematic.
Granted. Your company has declared bankruptcy and is no longer a going concern.
I wish my neighbors would make less noise during their Juneteenth parties.
Granted. Those neighbors moved out and Trump moved in.
I wish someone would solve the 20Q game.
Granted. But the reveal was extremely disappointing.
I wish someone would start up a Secret Hitler/Gandalf/Sith_Lord game.
Granted, but every vote takes 3 days.
I wish I could get some sleep.
Granted, you are now nocturnal and sleep 16 hours during the day.
I wish my crypto return isn’t at -40% right now.
Granted. It’s at -99.9%.
I wish my company would give some better monitors for my computer.
Granted. Your position is outsourced and your (cheaper) replacement gets new monitors.
I wish my HOA wasn’t constituted of a bunch of nosy busybodies.
Granted. It’s now filled with a mix of MLM and QAnoners.
I wish it wasn’t too late to take a nap.
Granted - You have narcolepsy.
I wish I could motivate myself better.
Granted. And you’ve developed chronic fatigue syndrome.
I wish I could still dunk a basketball on a 10-ft rim.
Granted. After the accident your family build a ramp so you can roll the power chair close enough to dunk on the 10ft basket. They say it seems to make you happy, as best they can tell.
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You forgot to add: Clips of your dunk ramp go viral, so your family takes you on a worldwide tour to raise money for their favorite charity.
I wish RDO would remember to post a follow-up wish to the corrupted one he granted.
Granted, but now RDO moderates all other games on GoA.
I wish for a promotion at work
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