Mini Me is always telling me silly jokes, so I thought I’d share the occasional one with you. Feel free to add yours.
Tonight’s offering from Mini Me:
Q: What do you call a cow on the side of a mountain?
A: lean beef
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Several nights ago:
Q: What starts with P and ends with E and has a gazillion letters?
A: Post Office (get it… a gazillion letters at the post office!)
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I got that one. Not the cow one.
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It’s leaning (cuz on a mountain/slope) and it’s beef cuz cow.
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I assumed he meant that he figured out the answer without clicking on the spoilered text.
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right
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Oooh yeah. Makes a lot more sense.
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I’d tell you a time travelling joke… but you didn’t like it.
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Maybe I posted this one somewhere else, I forget.
Where does the Helsinki marathon end? At the Finnish line.
It’s a running joke around the office.
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?
A: Lean Beef.
At least that was how I heard them.
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way!
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My HS physics teacher told this one often.
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What were Tarzan’s last words?
Who greased the grape viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines?!?!?!?$&@#
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn’t matter, it’s not coming.
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I have heard a larger suite of cow jokes. Sorry, don’t know how to do the blurred text (ETA: Now blurred!)
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef
Q. What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak
Q. What do you call a cow with two legs?
A. Lean beef
Q. What do you call a cow with three legs?
A. Tri-tip
Q. What do you call a cow with four legs?
A. A cow.
Q. What do you call a cow with five legs?
A. Rare
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[ spoiler ]
[ / spoiler ]
Remove all the spaces and put those around the text you want to blur.
Also as a general rule, if you want to see how something is done, quote it.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
spoiled milk
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Once I entered the kleptomaniacs world championship.
I took home the gold, silver, and bronze.
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Riddle:
When you’re dropping an egg from a second story window onto a concrete patio, how do you keep it from cracking?
Answer:
You don’t have to worry about it. An egg is too small to crack the concrete.
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Why doesn’t James Bond fart in bed?
… because then he’d blow his cover! 
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